Like how tic tacs are “sugar free” at “0 gm” per serving yet they are 94% sugar. At 0.49 gm per tic tac any amount of sugar is rounded down. Thanks FDA!

Put a pin in that and we’ll circle back to it.

I loved drinking from the beam pipe as a kid

I WANT TO…MERGE WITH IT

99% sure this is Iowa

Certain Verizon plans come with a discount on YouTube premium individual plans

So that man was not my father? I KNEW IT

You can’t just deliver acid to someone’s door without id.

It’s obviously an exchange of ceacefire. But you have to use ceacefirearms to do it.

Hmm, why should we trust Big comment?

But what happens if your skin comes in contact with Stephen Miller?

Remember when Obama wanted to erect a statue of himself? Right after accepting an award that someone else won? What a low life! Who does that?

What if they haven’t eaten and it’s like, almost 9pm?

Light ALWAYS travels away from you at the speed of light no matter how fast you and your flashlight are going. Something has to give and that is time. It may look to outside observers, not traveling that fast along with you, that light is going 1 m/s faster than you… but you would also appear to be moving in super slow motion trying to reach out for the beam. The faster you go the slower time moves for you.

No doubt… but it turns out it is actually technically legal in a handful of states like Washington and Montana.

But also illegal to drink and commit armed robbery so… same problem.

Which area do you live that allows exceeding the speed limit legally? I’ve never heard of this traffic law anywhere in the United States at least.

Edit: it turns out there are 5 stats that technically allow you to briefly exceed the limit to pass another vehicle.

You have to make things more clear