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musubibreakfast

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  • Dubba bubba

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  • There's nothing more American than the love between a man and a horse. Trump is a true red blooded all-American cowboy who isn't afraid to do and say what we're all thinking!

  • Great Depression: Part Deux

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  • "Your wife didn't have enough meat on her bones, bring in your eldest child on Monday."

    -Corporate

  • Asmongold thinks he was “beginning to evolve” by not showering for three months - Dexerto

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  • Not true, we tried to rinse you out multiple times.

  • Great Depression: Part Deux

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  • "You can have the funeral in the alley behind the restaurant during lunch. Throw your wife in the dumpster after you're done."

    -Your manager

  • i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too

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  • Wow, you did not disappoint.

  • i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too

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  • Does he also document the fuckable plants? I'm asking for a friend

  • TRUMP

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  • All of it is about control, it has nothing to do with logic. If you understand this, fighting these idiots becomes much easier. You're not dealing with reasonable adults, you're dealing with a bunch of giant upset babies that don't want to get sent to their room.

  • What do we do when all the crts are gone?

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  • We must sacrifice them to the elder Gods in exchange for more crt's.

  • Florida schools will test armed drones this fall to thwart shooters

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  • Random Kid: W...w... We were just shooting spit balls! It's just a straw, please!

    ED-209: WEAPON CONFIRMED, ARMING RAIL GUN.

    kid reduced to fine red mist

    ED-209: TARGET NEUTRALIZED. STATE IF PARENTS SHOULD BE NOTIFIED THROUGH TEXT.

    no response

    ED-209: VERY WELL, ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR SCHOOL DAY.

    drone flies off

  • Worthless social constructs

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  • Why was your BIL required to use a hammer after marrying your sister. Is there some ritual I am unaware of?

  • Hail Corporate!

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  • How much money would be needed to build an open source linux phone from the ground up?

  • Hail Corporate!

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  • I'm all for linux, I miss the market before iPhone domination. Weird ass symbian phones, windows phones, nokia taco phones, there was all sorts of stuff. I wish we could have a market like that with lots of diverse phones that all run different operating systems. I also wish we could step away from app stores and we could just start building websites again, phones are fast enough now

  • You say ONE thing, and Reddit decides to ban you

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  • That's some real bullshit. Bruh, I had an 11 year old account. I'm perma banned now. According to them I was inciting violence.

  • You say ONE thing, and Reddit decides to ban you

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  • Yeah I did, I said nazi's can go fuck themselves. That got me a warning. Then I said anti-vaxxers are idiots and that forced vaccinations might be a good idea. When I said that they said I was promoting violence and that got me banned. Seriously, fuck Reddit.

  • Joe Rogan defends Kimmel and tells conservatives supporting censorship: ‘Oh my God, you’re crazy’

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  • I like to imagine an alternate time line where he befriended Andy Dick and died instead of Phil Hartman.

  • Alex Jones sports Hitler mustache in shocking broadcast: 'It had a wild effect on women'

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  • He'd probably goose step straight into Poland if he had the stamina

  • sticker

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  • I'm over at the next train stop selling underpants and fur suits. Use the code #trainpissorgy to for a 30 percent discount.

  • me_irl

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  • Thank you!

  • me_irl

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  • I still don't get it. I googled Higgs boson. I fear your joke might be bad.