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Glad to see Joe finally catching up with the rest of us. Dude is perpetually at least six months behind the rest of the country.

You really think people would just go on the internet and tell lies?

That tracks. Fuck reddit and fuck spez.

This map clearly discriminates against headless people.

Woop woop

Ah, like an even stupider “Vietnam War”.

I am Spartacus that man.

When you flick the door stopper spring.

Aww, is the Gestapo getting their feefees hurt?

I’m okay with this.

Italy could always just deport them. 🤷‍♂️

I guess I’m weird for preferring a 2-5 minute call over what would be 15-20 minutes of back-and-forth over text. 🤷‍♂️

This wouldn’t be an issue if people learned the difference between “percentage” and “percentage points”.

Anyone in favor of giving them the “Aldo Raine” treatment?

Fascists have nothing but contempt for rule of law.

I guess Mr. Thiel would know, considering the Anti-Christ is his employer.

Nah, they’ve just got better publicity. Gordon Ramsey couldn’t whip up a dish half as delicious as my nonna could.

Probably didn’t happen, but I approve if it did. Next time, go for the eyes.

Yeah, all they did was form the basis for modern pasta, and cultivate the seasonings used by modern Italians. I’m sure that counts for absolutely nothing. /s