Please include the name of this stupid shitass comic when you post this stupid shitass comic so my filters properly remove this stupid shitass comic from my feed.
Unless you want to get into some weird philosophy in defining "human" (no plucked chickens please), the dumbest human would be a newborn with anencephaly. It's a birth defect where you have no brain.
Back when 3g was the hot new cell service. My friend called me up, stoked, because he upgraded his grandfathered unlimited data plan with verizon past 3g all the way to 5g, and for only 10 bux more per month!
Actually, he got swindled into giving up his plan for one with a 5gig data cap.
The weight of the pilot's balls acts as an efficient inertial stabilizer.