Linux has good security, simply chmod the seats on the left so the wolves don't get execute permissions
Every major SQL database supports json manipulation nowadays. I know MariaDB and MySQL and SQLite at least support it natively.
It's entirely possible to sort and filter inside JSON data in most SQL dialects. You can even add indexes.
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I can say the ending is not like that, though it's impossible to say much more about it without spoiling it.
Code golf:
If you think there is no way
evalcan save bytes, there is