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  • “It was $2.99 when I picked it up.”

    Watch a product for a minutes, clock the lowest it displays in that time, run in and grab it, “It was $2.99.”

    Repeat for all 30 items in your cart just to annoy the store.

  • Terminator 2: Judgement Day

    That’s John’s friend talking to the T-1000 near the start of the movie. He lies and then warns John a cop is looking for him.

  • Yep.

    My buddy once went to a farmer’s market where they weren’t allowed to sell beer, but they were allowed to give it away. So he did the oldest trick in the book: scooped up a bunch of rocks in a box, put up a sign that said “Rocks $5,” and “Free beer with purchase of rock.”

    NFTs are just the rock.

  • 12 seconds? I struggle to finish in 12 minutes.

    Damn IBS.

  • “Most of us think a ‘green’ product is one with recyclable packaging, but the carbon footprint of shampoo is mostly in the hot water used,” says Denise Baden of the University of Southampton.

    “Simple messages such as ‘most of us use too much shampoo and shampoo too often’ can prompt conversations about how shampooing less and at lower temperatures saves time, money, energy, water and is better for your skin and hair.”

    [. . .]

    Researchers say this demonstrates how hairdressers have an “untapped ability” to weave climate change into everyday conversations and actions.

    Wow, I never thought about it like that before. If we got all the hairdressers in the world on board, that might have up to a 0.000002% impact on climate change.

  • “…Employees worked at a faster pace, took on a broader scope of tasks, and extended work into more hours of the day, often without being asked to do so,” Ye and Ranganathan wrote of their in-progress research.

    Every boss: $$$$$$$$

  • And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits. In thy mercy.

    And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...

  • Dad!

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  • I have a milk allergy as well. I know her pain.

    My I recommend getting into Asian food and trying vegan restaurants? Way less potential for accidents.

  • The year of the AI PC comes immediately after the year of the linux desktop.

  • Essentially the plot of Sausage Party.

  • Not only a talented singer, but managed to steal every scene she was in during season 2 of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

  • Sure, just come to my office and take out a second mortgage on your house to pay me.

  • Headline: Physical therapist pulls bullshit prognosis out of his ass by looking at news reports and making random assumptions about a guy he’s never met.

    I’m an actual family doctor. No, I can’t make a prognosis for Trump because he’s not my patient and, even if he was, such a specific prognosis is often difficult to make. This is tabloid level nonsense.

  • Trump is Putin’s bitch.

  • It wasn’t ICE, it was CBP.

    Which is even more asinine as Minneapolis isn’t exactly a port of entry.

  • I got an email from the Illinois Department of Public Health detailing the Illinois vaccine schedule for 2026. I’ve been practicing for 11 years and get periodic emails from them (food borne illness outbreaks, disease outbreaks, etc.) but this is the first time I’ve ever gotten a vaccine schedule from them. I expect to receive it early going forward.

    Anyway, it was the same sensible, evidence-based schedule I’ve come to expect from IDPH, and matches what the CDC’s schedule looked like up until last year. I’ll have no trouble staying compliant with the IDPH guidelines.

  • Dad energy. Debian + XFCE. Get off my lawn.

  • Yes

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  • Terrible Estate Agent Photos @feddit.uk

    Is “required to be demolished” a bad sign?

    www.zillow.com /homedetails/532-Hemenway-Pl-South-Beloit-IL-61080/449998977_zpid