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  • This just sounds like he purposely ordered his like 6 sizes bigger than everyone else's and is flopping about in some Sideshow Bob ass monstrosities just to try and convince everyone he has a big dick.

  • He was great in The Shining

  • Honestly damn thing probably isn't even built to code.

  • Do the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy version then. Load them all into a ship, tell them we've discovered a habitable planet and we're sending our best and brightest to start a new civilization, and fire them into space.

    Pretty sure you could at least get rid of Elon that way.

  • It's just sparkling genocide

  • Dye is rough on the hair long term and he's been at it for decades. It's possible he's reached the point where they just couldn't anymore because the hair is too damaged and wouldn't survive another go round.

    Also long term blood thinner use causes hair thinning and texture changes and can affect how dyes work in and of itself.

  • Honestly he seems to have been experiencing a bit of buyer's remorse ever since RFK was confirmed. Which kind of makes sense as a jumping off point for him given he survived fucking polio as a child. I think it's just the classic "I care now that it's affecting ME" bit.

    Bro basically hand raised the fucking leopard and is only just now realizing it might also eat his face.

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  • That and it hides the nussy

  • They don't give a fuck, they just wanted some damage control after that rotisserie chicken bullshit the other day.

  • Nah, we shouldn't be throwing that much plastic into the sea.

  • It's classified; they're still trying to determine the location of the other 98 luftballoons.

  • I've had good results with spatchcocking, which as a bonus also cuts the cook time in half.

  • Tbf I think you're both kind of right. Complacency and hopelessness are two sides of the same coin and it's bloody difficult to land the damn thing on its edge.

  • Used to make margaritas that way in college. Get the frozen limeade mix and replace half the water with equal parts cheap silver tequila and triple sec. Slice up some fresh lime on top if you're feeling fancy.

    They're really good but will absolutely wreck your shit.

  • It has been 17 fucking years since i worked fast food and even just reading this phrase still makes me scream internally every time