What? Windows has sucked for like 20 years. Google turned to shit when they got rid of “don’t be evil”

Trump has had 3 wives and at least one additional mistress we know of. There are literally women who wear “you can grab my pussy” shirts

How are you this out of touch with reality?

So… MGTOW for women?

Okay, bye

That’s pretty spot on

Dynamic programming. I should have just chased a check rather than trying to save the world

No worries, we’ll just send the Democrat-Run NAVY SEALs to sort this out

I haven’t heard Kim Petras whining about immigrants

SME (pronounced smee)

My company is flooded with SMEs who aren’t even good, let alone experts at anything

Sure, but 80% of people stopped reading after that first word because of “socialism”

Who is Steve Jobs?

Pretty easily: that’s the whole point of the concept of “reputation”

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“Social media is the most authentic?”

GenZ is fucked. Although not literally

The point is to funnel wealth to a tiny number of people; cities are an efficient way to do that

I sure hope so. Pretty hard to sell cars if you don’t even know where they are

“God did it to trick you” is pretty hard to disprove

There’s bread from 14,000 years ago

You use Comcast because you have 0 other choices

I use Comcast because I have 1 choice

We are not the same

1. Don’t be a dick
2. Don’t be a pussy
3. Don’t be an asshole

I use Comcast because I have one choice and it’s Comcast