I’m a Satanist, but I fuck with based Jesus.

I tried really hard to be born rich but it didn’t pan out.

Dead Hand fucked me up in 1998. I don’t think I’ve been quite right since.

Hope y’all like avant garde blackened death jazz.

The cats right eye is wigging me out.

Soup is good food. You make a good meal.

Holy shit, I shouldn’t have looked.

His best work by far.

Diabolical.

Bullshit, that’s some shwag. Hit me up, I got that cage free.

The farther left I lean, the less tolerant I become.

More often than not when I mention Lemmy to someone, it’s after they’ve told me about something they saw on reddit and their reply is invariably, “what the fuck is Lemmy?”

Oh, thank goodness.

Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?

It could be two days, I’ll still be fucking ready for them.

He was saying it with his heart.

No way Jose am I spitting this stuff out, it tastes like fruit.

I can’t imagine many people think fondly about time spent with you.

What was his name again?? 🤔