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meejle

@ meejle @lemmy.world

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⚠️ I follow and comment on NSFW stuff.

I'm a 36m British writer, designer, gaymer, lefty snowflake, and AuDHDer. I never shut up about Ace Attorney, and I collect Tamagotchis. Trying to learn Japanese, currently N4-ish. Ask for my Slowly ID!

Also trying PieFed: @meejle@piefed.world

  • Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out

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  • It irks me that all you ever hear about is "Ugh, Microsoft trying to force people to use Edge again"

    And yet, when I did use Edge, I had to install an extension to remove the huge "We recommend using Chrome" banner on every Google service. 😬

  • What's a better way to say "possibly possible" or "necessarily necessary"?

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  • What's a better way to say "possibly possible"?

    That is, it may be possible for humans to colonize Mars or create sentient AIs, or for you to lift 400 pounds, but we don't know yet.

    You answered your own question. 😁

  • NSFW

    Jeffrey Epstein had a tiny, ‘extremely deformed’ penis shaped like a lemon: victim

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  • What's the opposite of a lemon tho

  • Ahead of his time

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  • God, I bet those replies were a cesspit

  • ‘Humbly, I’m sorry’: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she’s turning a new leaf after years of divisive comments

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  • Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene said Sunday she will stop using “toxic” rhetoric, marking what would be a dramatic shift in a political brand...

    Wow they didn't waste any time dragging her, I love it. 😄

  • It can be harder to surveil private conversations if everyone just used sign language.

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  • Phones have cameras as well as microphones. Also, all public places have cameras. 🤔

  • A new insult each and every day

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  • Kinda feels like the opposite of how it should work, too. The people buying the most and supporting the video game industry get the worst deal. 😬

  • The Mummy revival coming with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz

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  • Mine was George of the Jungle but the reason is the same

  • Removed

    Trump Claims You Need ID to Buy Groceries in Post-election Meltdown

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  • Not from diabetes they won't

  • Which have you perfected?

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  • I favour the "I just got a text message – oh no! My friend isn't meeting me in this direction after all! Time to roll my eyes and go and meet them in that other direction! My friend is such a silly goat!" performance.

  • GTFO

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  • pmsl

  • Nothing’s new bloatware includes Facebook services that can’t be uninstalled

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  • Not that it isn't scummy, but the screenshots in the article show that the Facebook app can be uninstalled, and the "Meta Services" app can be disabled. So it's not the end of the world.

  • UK steps up review of headlight glare as drivers complain of being dazzled

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  • What went wrong with Pizza Hut?

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  • Chris, 36, and Joanne, 29 say they used to go to Pizza Hut for a date "every now and then", but now they order in a Domino's and think Pizza Hut is "very overpriced".

    Unless things have very seriously changed in the last year or two, that sounds like bullshit. Domino's is crazy expensive. Pizza Hut is just "kinda expensive".

  • What the most memorable moment from any video game?

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  • I just wish they'd used actual clips from the game, instead of recording new dialogue of…

    Atlas literally saying "Now, would you kindly do this? Would you kindly do that?"

    Really, really takes me out of the moment every time. 😬

  • What happened? Huh? You lil bitch?

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  • And spontaneous human combustion

  • Asmongold thinks he was “beginning to evolve” by not showering for three months - Dexerto

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  • I don't think his layers will be making anyone horny

  • Would you press it?

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  • So I get transported to a futuristic utopia with Replicators and Holodecks, or I immediately get killed by a Space Marine or whatever.

    Either way I don't have to live in this shithole any more. 🤷‍♂️ I'm pressing it.

  • We need more open carry boobs.

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  • The right to bare boobs