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meejle

@ meejle @lemmy.world

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⚠️ I follow and comment on NSFW stuff.

I'm a 36m British writer, designer, gaymer, lefty snowflake, and AuDHDer. I never shut up about Ace Attorney, and I collect Tamagotchis. Trying to learn Japanese, currently N4-ish. Ask for my Slowly ID!

Also trying PieFed: @meejle@piefed.world

  • Kim Jong Un chooses teen daughter as heir, says Seoul

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  • Queoup

  • Do you ever feel guilty for trying to sign up for government assistance programs?

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  • In the UK, too. The whole process seems designed to be as intrusive, dehumanising, and shaming as possible.

  • US | FDA says food companies can claim "no artificial colors" if they use natural dyes.

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  • So if the dyes aren't artificial, you can claim "no artificial colours". This sounds like it makes sense? 👍

    In the past, companies were generally only able to make such claims when their products had no added color whatsoever — whether derived from natural sources or otherwise.

    Here in the UK, I'm pretty sure "No added colours" and "No artificial colours" are two different claims.

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  • He's seen some shit

  • What do you recommend I carry in my first wallet?

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  • a) Don't sell yourself short bro, many of the best people are weirdos

    b) You are going to feel SO stupid if you meet a horny coin fanatic tomorrow and have to turn them down

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  • Um ok how did you get that pic of my bedroom

  • Sweethearts' New Valentine Candy Hearts Are Basically A Couple's To-Do List

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  • "Should we try to hide the one with the typo?"

    "No. Make sure it's the first one people see."

  • We tested a transport app that cost the public £4m against Google Maps

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  • A new £4m transport app [...] which has now been downloaded more than 5,000 times

    I know it has to start somewhere, but still, I can't help being tickled that it's currently costing £800 per user.

  • Ooops

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  • The dummy putting together the original post obviously realised if the instruction was "wear pink or blue to show what sex you think the baby will be", it would've gotten in the way of their faintly racist boomer joke.

    But they didn't have enough braincells left over to realise the whole thing now doesn't make any sense.

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    March for Billionaires — San Francisco, Feb 7

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  • Sounds like maybe they're feeling rattled. They wouldn't need people to march for them if they weren't widely hated.

  • (UK) New data shows surge in trans kids’ suicides following healthcare rollbacks

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  • Who could ever have predicted this OH WAIT EVERYONE COULD

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    [M] I think I'm ready for the first zoom meeting of the day

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  • Looks delicious 🤤

  • Average house price tops £300,000 for first time, says Halifax

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  • Its a better design imo

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  • This took me way too long to get. 😬

  • I don't know what happened

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  • Ugh yes. And whenever someone asks, I immediately feel guilty and ashamed. And probably look guilty and ashamed, which probably makes it seem like I've been doing something I should feel guilty and ashamed about. But the real answer is somewhere between "I don't know" and "I went on the internet". 😬

    I guess that must come from decades of amazing interactions with my mother yaaaaay

  • Best gas masks

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  • What a fucking world we live in

  • Whats your favorite bad joke?

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  • Both work, but I've always heard it as "So the barman gave her one."

    Maybe mine is the British version idk

  • Whats your favorite bad joke?

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  • Why are pirates pirates?

    Because they arrrrr!

  • Elon Musk to Epstein: "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

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  • Tfw you're such a creepy, unlikeable person that even the secret pedo island doesn't want you

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    meejle @lemmy.world

    What's your kinda-unimpressive 'claim to fame'?

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    meejle @lemmy.world

    Norwich man told to stay away from flags after mural clash

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/cwynpr2l216o