We had one particular drinking fountain in our fraternity back in the day that, after a hard night, could single-handedly pull you back from the brink of disaster in the morning.
The water throughput, temperature, and taste were always just right, regardless of the time of year.
Without fail; suck down some water for 60 or so seconds, take a long shit and get back at it.
Man it's been 20 years, the building is long-gone but I still think about that water fountain and it's perfect water.
Relatively confident this was taken in Chicago