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mayo_cider [he/him]

@ mayo_cider @hexbear.net

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5 yr. ago

All my posts represent my employer

  • You can just feel the desperation

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  • I guess he didn't get that we prefer Luigi

  • What an interesting t-shirt 🤔

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  • Valdson's right arm just fades to nothing and the shadows on Epstein's right forearm make it look like lazy copy and paste

  • You can feel the smugness of a 14 year old redditor from 2019

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  • This is why I prefer stickers, it takes infinitely more time to rip it off than slapping on a new sticker

  • This poor couple would have to pay tax on a $3.5 million profit selling their mansion. How dystopic!

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  • 100% inheritance tax

  • without grindr how else will i get sick after spending an hour having sex outside in the wet grass while it rains

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  • Posts like these make me glad that I know personally enough horny gay men, I hope you'll have better luck in the future, you deserve better

  • "Leaders must show moral clarity." — Andrew (history of continuous sexual harassment and retaliation) Cuomo

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  • Bet he had to google the rest of lgb

  • What’s up my fellow clankers

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  • It also translates easily to Maoist standard english, nazi bots are clankkkers

  • Blackstone Real Estate Star LePatner Killed in New York Shooting

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  • We all need a little bit of adventure in our lives, not everything has to be for the revolution

    Buy that last minute ticket to Ibiza, drop a tab of acid before the job interview, shoot up a real estate office, order your coffee black

  • US education

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  • I mean outside of nuclear and geothermal it's all from the sun

  • US education

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  • I have heard, felt, tasted and smelt electricity and all that was required was a lack of self-preservation

  • I truly feel sorry for any and all Onion writers in these times.

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  • Don't worry, the drones will wait outside the school just like the cops

  • AI bros love to talk about how generative AI "opens up art to anyone"

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  • If you believe you are doing art with AI, can a mirror see you when you look into it?

  • What should I know about the Soviet Onion ?

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  • only the most cool and radical people bite it

    hope you know how to kick-flip

  • Fantastic what now

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  • Pretty weird to cut content for "hygiene"

  • 211 House Republicans Vote to Block Release of Epstein Files

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  • I haven't been religious in two decades but now I'm praying daily that the Epstein files lead to the balkanization of the US

  • New U.S Army manual for how tank platoons counter drones just dropped (Tank Platoon ATP 3-20.15 2025 edition)

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  • All of the super secret strategies we were taught in the army boiled down to either "do the most basic shit you can come up if the enemy does something" or "we'll do this and then we'll have 30 seconds to get to the next postal code or we die"

  • israeli scientists invented a real life version of the goop from Flubber. we were all going to have Flubber fuck dolls. then an Iranian missile destroyed their lab

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  • aw shucks, if only they had cloud backups

  • Is it immoral to be an absolute ghoul in 2025?

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  • Is it ok to scalp an NYT ethicist and make and sell funny mustaches from the hair?

    It depends, it's a complicated issue

  • Pallywood exposed

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  • Especially when the current zionists support a fascist movement