Ban electrons!

Nothing focuses the mind more than the panicked realisation that you have just hosed the production systems

Somehow that’s poignant

I see that the Onion Prediction Engine is operating at 💯% efficiency

If I could upvote you twice…

Gdpr removal requests?

The dog just won’t let you get a word in edgeways, eh?

Conditionals and loops? Come to think of it, that sounds like a Turing complete recipe for disaster

Built different, eh 😂

Base 64 encode all your array variables then decode them when needed

Felt a bit like a faff to me, so I never bothered. Does depend upon your threat model though

TIL. Thanks

Passwordless login only. No root login. Fail2ban. Add ufw to stop accidental open port shenanigans, and you are locked down enough

Same model! Good for keeping the wine glass dry on the outside and popping up the kindle

I did stress test interviews for DevOps positions. I explicitly told them that and gave them a task and a time limit. I would watch what they did and there was nothing out of bounds as long as they were solving problems. For example, I would give them an account in cloud provider and then task them with spinning up a k8s cluster with a few basic services and make it scalable, then watch and heckle as they googled around and brought up services. The objective wasn’t to complete the task though, it was too see how they approached problem solving. Good times.

They both have an app store which is basically point and click unless you are doing something more advanced

You forget the rise of the robots. No need for stupid meatbags to assemble stuff when a metalskin can hallucinate do it perfectly every time

New Depeche Mode remix… Your own personal fascist…

That is a valid point

Or just declare victory and move on to the next project quickly