You can also use a few drops of bleach.

Because it is easier to upgrade a streaming device than a whole-ass TV.

My kids (8 and 5) prefer to play on my PC instead of their Xbox. They claim being closer to the screen allows them to see what’s going on in the game much better.

Don’t hurt me.

Puto el que lo lea.

I’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.

Women are those who are the boys.

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More like big toe nail for the 8 TB.

So, as I understand with all these comments, they’re only candidates if they appear on the ballot on election day? Regardless if they ran and then dropped out?

Yes, she’ll be 35 by election day.

Ok, but lemonade isn’t that color. Are those piss bottles?

What about diamond hands 💎🙌🦍📈

Just realized she passed away yesterday, I only heard about Gene Simmons.

Edit: RICHARD Simmons. Gene is the guy from KISS.

Virgin Blu-ray@2160p vs Chad VCD@240p.

I have no idea why my Uber rating (passenger) is 4.7.

Y’all sleeping on cucumber.

Ah, the blinker fluid of the computer world.