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mannycalavera

@ mannycalavera @feddit.uk

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  • Family seek £180k-a-year tutor from 'socially appropriate background' to prepare one-year-old son for ‘Eton or Harrow’

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  • I think you should appy for the job and then do a reverse Eliza Doolittle after the kid gets into Eton.

    Oi gotcha mi'lud! Oim really a propa workin' class scallywag I am! Fooled ya good n' propa, innit?! Have a banana 🍌.

    Or whatever you northerners sound like....

  • What would you do to help a terminally online person?

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  • I have a couple friends like this. Live with their moms, over 25, never had a job or anything. Only plays games. I feel so bad for them because they don't think they are smart but they definitely are, they just dont spend their time wisely.

    If you hadn't stated they were over 25 I would have assumed they were children. Because they sound like children. Someone has enabled this behaviour so that they can live like a child. So maybe taking these enabling factors away is what you can do to help. I don't pretend that's easy.

  • Does anyone else LOVE Alien Ant Farms' version more then the original?

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  • I grew up on MJ.

    If you were a kid in the 90s MJ grew up on you too.... 😅.

  • Ed Miliband says it is ‘possible’ that UK government should leave X

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  • How will they appeal to bigots and racists to win votes? They'll actually have to visit their homes.

  • GrapheneOS is finally ready to break free from Pixels, and it may never look back

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  • Good for them. This is 100% in the spirit of open source and basically what Amazon tried to do a decade or more ago.... and failed.

  • Japanese Government Calls on Sora 2 Maker OpenAI to Refrain From Copyright Infringement, Says Characters From Manga and Anime Are 'Irreplaceable Treasures' That Japan Boasts to the World

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  • I don't think these companies give a shit 😥. If it means US companies fall behind the White House is going to aide with these companies and allow it. Or hostilely take over your company like they're doing with Tiktok.

  • Digital IDs to buy alcohol by the end of the year – here’s how it could work

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  • Cue comments about the government monitoring your drinking habits.

    Oi m8, u got a license for that drink?

  • ‘Sex for rent’ is illegal in the UK. Why are thousands of people still affected?

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  • The police are too busy arresting Disabled Grannies Against Genocide to enforce any laws.

  • Having fun by the end

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  • Pretty much how threads end up here 🤪🤣.

    sChtaAP BotHsIdinG. sChtaAAAAP

  • NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory to lay off about 550 workers

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  • Mich easier to just write a cheque of money money to Elon. I hear he likes taking public money 💰💰💰.

  • Another reason to love Dick

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  • Mate it was amazing! Give it another watch.

  • British citizens serving in the IDF can now be tried for war crimes in the UK

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  • Let's be honest, this is never going to happen. You have to understand the real politique rules that exist here: if you're brown and join a fighting force overseas - terrorist. If you're white - woah woah woah let's not get carried away here maybe they're just doing medical or logistics roles.

    British citizens will still head over to Israel and fight for the IDF and then happily return freely to the UK afterwards. And not a damned thing will change 😥🙃.

  • Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies in prison attack

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  • UK: Foreign Secretary says China does pose a security threat to Britain, says she is ‘deeply frustrated’ at collapse of spy trial

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  • I'm surprised she hasn't said, "If you knew what I know about China you wouldn't object to the government proscribing them as terrorists".

    Seriously what's the difference? Oh yes. She's has zero principles and is an idiot.

  • Tony Blair and Nick Clegg hosted dinner giving tech bosses access to UK minister

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  • I can't think of two bigger sleaze bags. Cleggers can fuck right off back to Facebook.

  • Britons travelling to EU to undergo new biometric checks at border from Sunday

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  • The messaging is clear here. If you travel to the EU and plan on committing crimes.... then you best be an EU citizen so that you can get away with it.

  • The Hunger (1983) - Mastodon watch party this Sunday evening!

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  • Oh my!

  • Defence ministry spends millions on private schools to avoid Welsh

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  • The answer is simple. Don't have children. There. Problem solved.

  • What is the Oblique?

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  • They all have it. But some are harder to find than others. Be patient. When you find it she'll go wild. Go gently.