A dog was fed broccoli and laid out bomb gaseous farts that cooked the owner out of house and home?
A dog was fed broccoli and laid out bomb gaseous farts that cooked the owner out of house and home?
What a lovely story about kitty
Hand is #2-from-the-left-guy’s hand.
What the fuck is with all the cans? Not that I have a problem but the lack of beans is disorienting.
Woooosh! I, Loomi, wave my magic wand for you and there are no more men over 6 feet.
I have done this for you, but you, you are still you.
By the time you get to the point when this might become a certainty in your life, you will be so miserable those phobias will be a distant memory.
Source: seeing my dad suffer before his surgery
I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷♀️
Your issue is not that you are a virgin, it’s that you are a loser. Just get a fucking passport and go to Las Vegas or Reno and punch your ticket. You live right above these cities and there is a lot to do there for non sex fun. But noooooooo you can’t figure out how to buy an airplane ticket and reserve a hotel room. There is something called online travel websites. Try those and stop whining on the internet. Jesus….
So much hate
(Until I figured out this acronym a couple years back, the internet was a much angrier place for me. )
That hep cat’s rizz is putting the jelly in this pawg’s roll.
See the phone numbers on the last page
Nowhere in the Bible does a rock hard handsome man in his prime fighting years stare absently at an Excel worksheet.
With Tesla’s stock price dropping 12% the person who might be forced to give up Twitter is Musk. His purchase was secured with Tesla stock.
Holy shit