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leftzero

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  • Uh oh

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  • The stuff those things eat, they're surely toxic as fuck. Plus, they're parasites, animal cruelty shouldn't apply to them. Exterminate them with extreme prejudice. Also, they're birds. Should've gone extinct 65 million years ago with the rest of their ilk.

  • Uh oh

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  • just throw them away

    If I get my hands on one of those things I'm not throwing it away before repeatedly smashing it as hard as I can against the most solid surface I can find in the vicinity. Or against another seagull, if possible.

  • they haven't seen that coming

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  • Food standards exist for a reason. You can't trust people not to put shit in their mouth that'll harm them.

  • they haven't seen that coming

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  • Just one asterisk on each side instead of two. Or an underscore (though that sometimes seems to randomly not work, at least on Connect).

  • they haven't seen that coming

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  • And it should remain so as long as we don't have a proper way to deal with prions.

  • they haven't seen that coming

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  • Easy, with his lifestyle his ears and nose are definitely younger than 200 years; he's lost and had to regrow them several times both on paper and on screen.

  • If you could add one book to the required reading curriculum for people under 18, what would it be?

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  • Was going to go with Small Gods too. No needed context, and quite a bit of applicability to the real world.

  • "Microslop" trends in backlash to Microsoft's AI obsession

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  • Microsoft Bob.

  • U.S. will ‘soon’ annex Greenland, wife of top Trump aide implies

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  • And you can't see that Canada has a massive land border with a country that's indistinguishable from Putin's Russia (and ruled by his puppet dictator).

  • I am so scared of nuclear war, how do I cope with it?

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  • Omg

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  • The Hogfather

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  • Discworld elves are basically fae, not Tolkien style elves.

    This quote makes much more sense if you apply it to the glamoured up bastards who steal babies and enslave you if you give them your name.

    They're also interdimensional parasites, which would also be an appropriate description for fae.

    (For context, they appear in the book Lords and Ladies — third or fourth in the Witches series, depending on whether you include Equal Rites —, which is heavily inspired by Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream.)

  • U.S. will ‘soon’ annex Greenland, wife of top Trump aide implies

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  • I said land border.

  • U.S. will ‘soon’ annex Greenland, wife of top Trump aide implies

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  • Canada should be considered part of Europe

    Sorry, no, we don't need another land border with Russia.

  • US oil giants silent on Trump claim they will spend billions on Venezuelan oil industry

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  • Oh shit, the dumbass said the quiet part out loud again. 🤦‍♂️

    — Oil cartels.

  • China calls for Maduro’s immediate release, accuses US of breaching international law

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  • The fact that they went with “Trump broke international law” instead of “America's unilateral actions validate our unilateral actions” gives me some hope (for lack of a better word) that they're going for a diplomatic / economic victory by trying to take the vacated US place as “leader of the free world” instead of going full Trump/Putin on a world that's already got enough shit to deal with.

    The end point is still the same, of course, and I'm pretty sure it's not a very good one from an European citizen's point of view, but at least this would take longer and be less violent overall, and might help defuse Putin and Trump.

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  • A group of crows is a murder. A group of apes is a shrewdness. What's a group of you called?

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  • A mistake.

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  • Dude can literally walk on walls.