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lars

@ lars @lemmy.sdf.org

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  • You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind cannot comprehend this.

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  • Wait ’til you hear our cute ideas about public wellbeing!! They sell themselves!

  • I dont want to enter a contract when consuming your product..

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  • In the ’20s tho? Not rly

  • Every time

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  • Learning Sanskrit is the antithesis of a modern solution; the picture is the antithesis of this time-tested meme:

  • Every time

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  • Release the Elmo!

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  • My Muslim friend was like:

    Did Jesus die for Christian sins? Like for a weekend? And

    So the Christians are monotheists? Who was in charge that weekend?!

  • You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind cannot comprehend this.

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  • Oh? This is actually great news.

    I’m a grownup who got a driving license late, but even after the practice and test I didn’t know the answer to how to signal out of a roundabout. So I looked it up.

    In my home state, the law is: never use your left signal at a roundabout (unless switching to a left lane within a roundabout). So I assumed it was universal. Maybe not.

  • You can drive for 1 minute in Hong Kong and cross a district. Your mind cannot comprehend this.

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  • If someone refuses to edit their posts, then ask if they are a toilet paper person. It’s the only way.

    /s

  • You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind cannot comprehend this.

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  • The American mind cannot comprehend nuance. It is all either stop or go. And now yield in Pennky.

  • You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind cannot comprehend this.

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  • I did not know

    hypermiling

    means making post-purchase changes to your car to make it more efficient. Why wouldn’t manufacturers sell them in better quality to begin with?

  • You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind cannot comprehend this.

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  • Because the (my) American mind in fact cannot even begin to comprehend this, I’ve freedomized it so the drivers are on the right:

  • You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind cannot comprehend this.

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  • I’ve seen

    • Turning left without going around the center
    • Stopping to allow someone into the roundabout intended as a kind gesture and
    • My mom insisted that in her car I use the left turn signal if my roundabout exit is to the left of my entrance

  • You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind cannot comprehend this.

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  • A bunch of white landlords in their 20s‑ish who owned other human beings def understand me better than anyone else

  • You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind cannot comprehend this.

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  • I reeeeal American I just don’t want my tax dollars going to fund other people’s firefighting costs. Can we privatize that??

    Also a right to bear arms and own weapons is sacrosanct and very important to my people. Why can’t our people please finally be allowed to have nuclear weapons. Their kids need some too. Very important.

    Idiots.

  • TIL sweat comes out of the pores, which does this when you shave

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  • Philosophy aside, do you get the impression that kiwi tastes different to you than it does to others?

  • We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

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  • Whence the name Fediverse

  • It's your daddy's money.

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  • Tell that to my boyf — he sounds like a genius

  • Let’s Encrypt Begins Supporting IP Address Certificates

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  • Oops. :)

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • Jesus Christ — neither you nor I knew just how much your frequent input means to me. I’m glad you’re ≈here

  • Barbers HATE this one simple trick

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  • I wonder just how much money he would have donated to fascists by now. Rest in peace, micromanaging megalomaniac monster.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    lars @lemmy.sdf.org

    Meanwhile at the world headquarters of the Church of Spanish-Speaking Dentists

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    lars @lemmy.sdf.org

    Liberty

    julianharrison.typepad.com /.a/6a013488b55a86970c01b7c7b4a66c970b
  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Rule with regards to the impermanence of communication

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    255.255.255.256

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    lars @lemmy.sdf.org

    oh, between 57th and 58th? thank you!!

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Progress

  • Map Enthusiasts @sopuli.xyz
    lars @lemmy.sdf.org

    In addition to clocks moving forward by 60 minutes in many parts of these 48 states next week

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    lars @lemmy.sdf.org

    Is the Lord even into this sorta thing?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    lars @lemmy.sdf.org

    When your sieg’s a little to high

  • Map Enthusiasts @sopuli.xyz
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    The unlikely progenitors of world empires: Latium and Anglia

  • Map Enthusiasts @sopuli.xyz
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    Some countries whose endonyms are not like their English exonyms

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    ✌️😌

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    💰➡️✝️

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    lars @lemmy.sdf.org

    See you next Tuesday

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    rule about capturing

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    rule

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    fat time

  • Map Enthusiasts @sopuli.xyz
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    The English words “wheel” and “rickshaw” are extraordinary cognates

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    rule

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    This isn’t even a meme