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Are you sure this is not The Onion?

Next: Bashir and Garak talking Polari.

“I lent 'im me finest tweed but never again. He tore up me 'Arris.”

What a cant!

Relax, I said cant.

needs more spinning

Why would anyone not like Russia or North Korea? They’re led by great guys, lovely guys. So strong! The haircuts. The uniforms!

Only started with Reddit last year, left when the country it’s based in started to threaten the country I’m in and a bunch of others, too.

Everyone’s complaining about AI taking jobs away from real human beings.

But surely using an AI-generated image here would have prevented his suffering.

US-born, UK-raised, there in '87. TIL there are people (Trek fans, even!) who didn’t know about this!

By the time I got to “GREAT shoulder massages” and “prefers silence”, I wondered “Wait… is Tuvok a Milford man?”

That really ties the room together.

or excavating the spiderhole Musk or Trump [delete as applicable] will be eventually found in?

Referencing Elon’s “firm and stiff offer”: https://www.nme.com/news/elon-musk-says-he-will-give-1billion-to-wikipedia-to-change-their-name-to-dickipedia-3519925

TFA:

Authorities have said the agents were looking for the Milford High School teenager’s father

Arrested Development wiki on the Milford School:

Children should be neither seen nor heard.

Every time the Milford school is mentioned in the show, there’s a shot of Milford alumnus Buster Bluth exercising the skill he learnt there of avoiding being seen.

I’m in the middle of an AD rewatch, noticed the school’s name and made a quick, crappy joke on that.

Obviously the situation is actually horrible for the kid in the article and in no way his fault.

Third-party challenger? Be careful what you wish for

Tony Stark > Phoney Stark > Phoney Story Arc?

Trump’s POV

“Oh, but he won’t do that to me .”

“We told you this is how ‘marriage equality’ would end up!!!”

Was this from before or after its spell as “Dickipedia”?