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  • At first I thought it was filled with mold

  • Fashmouth

  • I use "Your face smells like a foot" from Adventure Time

  • Four Non-Brains

  • Does Bixby count?

  • That sounds amazing 😶

  • Not even close to brand new if you live near Portland.

  • Any time we eat spiral cut honey ham (a couple holidays a year) my favorite thing in the world is eating it with a metric fuckton of extra hot horseradish. Im not a huge fan of hot peppers, but the particular heat and sweetness of horseradish with the super sweet and savory of the honey ham.. it's incredible

    Oh I also get judged for my Thanksgiving plate. I mix up my mashed potatoes, gravy, a little stuffing, and turkey, and then shove this mix into the middle of a roll and eat it that way.

  • Jungle

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  • Male spiders inseminate female spiders by sploojing on their web, rubbing it on their own mouth bits, and then going down on the female spider. Kinda.

  • I can't seem to find any trace of it now, but I had a version of Tetris on Macintosh back in the early 90s that I swear was just called "Annoying Tetris." It would insult your moves with sarcastic comments via audio samples as you played. When you died it would play a sample of Bill Paxton saying "Game Over, man! Game over!" from Aliens.

  • Waow that's dirt cheap

  • Its a part of the Microwave Cooking Library

  • They're for little baggies of drugs, for planting on victims.

  • QWOP

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  • Spiders @lemmy.world

    Young Chromatopelma cyaneopubescens "Green Bottle Blue" eating a roach