Shut up woman. Get on my horse.

ANTI HAIRFALL

SHAMPOO + SCALP + HAIR

with argonne

I left Virginia as my upcoming vehicle registration renewal date was approaching. They were charging me $1,000 a year just to have my car registered in their state! So I moved to a state where I can register this same vehicle for only $200 a year with no inspections, and as a bonus, no state income taxes ♥️

This leads me to the conclusion that chihuahuas can’t communicate with huskies.

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Because Weird Al exists, and to ensure no misunderstandings, when on the topic of artificial intelligence, I always write ai in lower case. Weird Al owns the uppercase A and the lower case L which otherwise would be indistinguishable from an uppercase i.

Not one of his best bops but still genius for calling out the bullshit of corporate nonsense lingo.

I vote for silent disco. Everyone listens to whatever they want in their own ears. If you want to talk to someone, take off your headphones.

If property taxes are abolished it better be for EVERYBODY, not just for billionaires & corporations & private equity groups.

And listening to someone else read is not as mentally stimulating as reading words off the page ourselves.

But all those years people kept saying even though he was fundamentally a really great guy, a man of the people, he was one of the worst Presidents we’ve ever had. (??)

Anyway I’m pretty sure $1,000 mortgage payments are a thing of the past.

Ah! So you’re telling me that wealthy people DO get taxed on the unrealized gains of the properties they own? Just like us normies do?

I guess this is why people shoot & murder those beautiful soft gentle deer 😥

Bzzzz WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING OUT OF YOUR SYNTHETIC DWELLINGS?? GET BACK IN THERE. YOU BUILT IT, YOU STAY IN THERE!! Bzzzz

This sounds like ragebait fiction. Your trainer would be fired for talking to people like that. Unprofessional. And also you were right. “Two for one” does not mean one of them should be half off.

Colorful cool refreshing water parks! Tropical paradise vacation resorts & luaus!

Well then isn’t it refreshing that a real human stole that reddit bot post who stole it from a human on twitter and gave it to us here on Lemmy, restoring it back to human-to-human sharing.

It always gives me pause when I see unattractive couples. I think “why are they attracted to each other? And how do they even feel attractive enough to be in the game? When I feel ugly I feel unattractive and completely lose my libido and desire to be with anyone else.” Then I look at myself, conventionally attractive yet alone, because I have such high standards and/or crippling anxiety, and I remain alone. Which serves as yet another reminder not to judge other people, because they are better off happily living their lives without overthinking things.

And a thing is only worth as much as somebody’s willing to pay for it.