Because they are on the same instance as you :)

I like having clean drinking water

Plot twist: its just an AI impersonating a broke college student selling ceramic knives to an AI impersonating a broke grandma.

This is now 80% of your monthly minutes. Bullshit AI talking to bullshit AI. No wonder this was created by a phone company.

So…the onion is now donating money to Alex Jones.

Thats kinda fucked.

Wut. So the IRS says I didn’t pay my taxes. I say I already did, but they dont have records showing I did, so they insist I pay again?

You’re not thinking.

Oh the FBI definitely has a lot of PII on folks that’s classified. What do you think they do??

Personally I dont want the government documents with my home address and phone number and tax id and voting history to be leaked, tyvm

Thats grounds for canceling marriage. What’s wrong with you

Israel has banned literal terrorist parties from running. Sometimes its a good idea to ban a party. See Nazi party.

I see official POTUS content on Mastodon because of Threads. I’d say that’s pretty taken off

I wish more federated services had built in (optional) support for enabling ads so I didn’t have to constantly worry about them shutting down. Especially peer tube.

I wouldn’t consider any of those an alternative to twitter

Can you name one tech service that’s not run by a petulant man child?

Even Eugen Rochko is pretty thick skulled. Fortunately mastodon is federated, so we aren’t forced to use his instance. But the software does have many usability issues as a result of such silliness

What a fucking missed opportunity to send their users to subscribe to a replacement account (mastodon, blue sky, threads, or whatever)

Probably queers who are afraid of getting locked in concentration camps trying to go back in the closet out of self preservation tbqh

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You need more than a bidet to clean your asshole for penetration

Shes nodding to the corporste over lords. She’s saying:

don’t worry, we will never betray your riches kisses feet we will fight for your continued market dominance and wealth inequality

That’s valid, if true. Are you sure somewhere on their website they don’t have a link back to SE?

Wut. You consented to CC BY-SA. That’s consenting to everyone using your work, including for profit companies and nonprofits. This is a good thing.