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Jännät (/ˈjænːæt/). Finnish adjective, plural: "interesting, cool, neat, exciting".

  • Well, by induction since the last hype was the "metaverse" and they rebranded to Meta, so because now the hype is "AI" they'll rebrand to A, or maybe Artificial.

    Q.E.D.

  • Motherfuckers even named their company after their useless hype product and then 5 years later just quietly kill it. Peak billionaire behaviour

  • It should be obvious to most moderately intelligent people

    This already disqualifies eg. the entire government of Finland, and we are absolutely not alone in this.

    The EU is already mulling expanding an existing Red Sea mission into the Gulf: https://apnews.com/article/eu-iran-shipping-hormuz-brussels-6360165465e302cbe05d2f27eafff145

    Conservatives (including literal neofascists) are in the majority in the European Parliament. Don't underestimate their capacity for stupidity and evil

  • "We look forward to working with Ted Gill", sure you fucking do. Do those people take us for absolute idiots? Everybody knows they'll just try to fuck Unknown Worlds over at the first chance they get.

    Love Subnautica but I'm not giving Krafton a single cent.

  • they all recognize the folly of the whole thing

    Oh I wouldn't be so sure about that. I mean I doubt NATO will get involved, but some individual countries might – there are a lot of reich-wing governments over on this side of the pond.

  • But I thought that the “greatest military in the world” wouldn’t need help for a war that has “already been won”?

  • And people forget – or, more likely, never even knew in the first place – why "national socialism" was called that. The intention was to create an anticapitalist ideology that was in opposition to Marxist socialism, ie. good 'ol "third way" stuff.

    They really were anticapitalist for a while, up until the Night of the Long Knives in 1934 when the strasserists and the Black Front got murked, and then the Nazis just sort of forgot about all that anticapitalist stuff and went all-in on privatisation and courting Big Money. The whole reason for the split between the strasserists and the "hitlerites" was that Hitler wasn't at all into anticapitalism: Otto Strasser thought that Hitler had betrayed national socialism by getting in bed with capitalists and formed the Black Front in… uh… fuck, early 30's I think. Naturally Hitler took that really well.

    But yeah, the Nazis outlawed unions in favour of their corporatist vision (note that "corporatist" probably doesn't mean what you think it means if the term isn't familiar), and shoved anyone to the left of, well, the Nazis into concentration camps.

  • "It's right there in the name: 'national socialism'"

    Much like the Democratic Republic of Korea is a democratic republic.

    It's unbelievable how little conservatives understand about history, world politics, or… well, anything really

  • Absolutely - enshittification isn't just an internet phenomenon, but literally everything has been getting worse because oligarchs are squeezing more money out of us.

  • Although tbf all those achievements were by the Soviet space program, while Roscosmos has been… well, less successful especially recently thanks to all the money going to murdering Ukrainians

  • "First to invade the moon"

  • Too old for him

  • Probably both

  • Apparently it’s illegal for US ships to escort foreign vessels.

    Would be par for the course for Americans if it was illegal for their ships to help foreigners

  • You're being very normal about this.

    Go touch a spider or whatever you Australians do instead of touching grass

  • No no, that's Roscosmos

  • You think that's a scam? No shit it's a scam

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Look what you did, mods: you made Carl sad

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Israel and the US using the well-known Underpants Gnome Strategy

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Maybe you just haven't bombed enough?

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Emotional air support

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Mr T ate my balls

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Trump calls on Republicans to ‘nationalize’ future elections

    edition.cnn.com /2026/02/02/politics/trump-calls-on-republicans-to-nationalize-future-elections
  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    What's your favourite kind of restaurant?

  • Suomi @sopuli.xyz

    Luin Ylen otsikon Tammelan muumiolöydöstä väärin

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Kiki a bouba

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Kiki a bouba

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    wypipo

  • A Comm for Historymemes @lemmy.world

    Behold, the Vermeer classic