this was a Google April fools joke like 12 years ago

if you’re still heavily invested in the stock market near retirement age, you’re doing something very wrong

arsenic, no?

i can’t read what’s under the sharpie. hemoglobin? guys a vampire i guess

no a water heater heats the water.

a watersoftener removes dissolved minerals from water

i didn’t realize things had gotten so bad

I’m curious, what would happen if you failed kids anyway, despite the pressure from admin?

i like how Mike Judge found the stupidest looking shoes he could find, from a new niche shoe company. These will never take off, he thinks; they’re too hideous. So he puts everyone in crocs and chortles to himself. And then, 20 years later …

terrible headline. good news.

reminds me of yahoo serious splitting a beer atom with a chisel in his shed. young einstein, what a fun movie

how would you be able to tell the difference in spoken language?

damn, same

Windows eating meat user

uh… me neither

paycheck to paycheck isn’t “the system”, or there’s no way 40% of people would be able to avoid it

gun control has racist roots, so it is not surprising

shouldnt of nicked me chip. simple as.

do self hosters use Windows? i would have thought most people were running Linux

I use Prometheus and grafana at home because i use it at work, so I’m familiar with it

exponentially would be e. g. 100%, 1000%, 10 000%, etc.

you meant geometricallly