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Cake day: March 5th, 2026

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  • I’m sure I’m not alone in this, but my kink is deep affection, and so I love so much more to be touched than to touch myself. I could probably get close to an orgasm just from someone softly stroking my hair… so if I were to have an arm around my neck pulling me close, and the other slipping down below the belly button? Bliss.

    Masturbation, even mutual masturbation watching each other, just isn’t as good.


  • imadethis@fedinsfw.apptoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Truth
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    8 days ago

    Right, but the average biter only gets permission to enter the dwelling, and then gets to go crazy tormenting the residents for countless ages until their minds pop and he begins to suck.

    So it actually seems like your average vamp is going to get permission to come inside the vagina and then take liberties with the invitation.


  • That really depends on where you are. I live (and play everyday) in an area that is super muddy bottomed, and I had the chance to talk to a contractor who built the piers and such that you’ll see at rich folks’ homes. He told me that even in the areas where I sink up to my calves in mud, the reason I don’t sink any further is the bottom gets pretty firm pretty quickly, around abouts just over a meter or so. I think he said he buried the posts only around two meters deep, starting where the mud bottom is, and those things held up for decades through gnarly storms.

    So imagining godzilla’s heels as giantish, I would bet they wouldn’t sink more than a few meters into the bottom, especially considering they are still probably car sized on the stiletto surface area.







  • imadethis@fedinsfw.apptomemes@lemmy.world•Been there
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    12 days ago

    The problem is that you’re not really referencing “loose personality archetypes” in these sorts of conversations, they’re being assigned to you, relatively arbitrarily. It doesn’t matter if I’m serious and thoughtful, but because I was born on the third moon after the pomegranate harvest, I’m the joker of the group.






  • I’ll agree with the fartbox punching, WITH THE CAVEAT that it’s only the way they do it in pornography. Use a dental dam, and it’s a pleasurable enough thing. Just like I wouldn’t expect my partner to orgasm solely from pinching nipples and giving a foot rub, I don’t treat this whole ‘eating ass’ thing as the godsend it is being pushed as on various places.





  • It’s less about getting ribs removed, and more understanding human musculature wasn’t made to get you there. You have to hack it a little, I believe. There was once a how-to (I think somewhere on reddit) with a man explaining that he didn’t try to curl up enough to reach, but would lay down on his back, arch his legs up and over, and then use his arms to physically pull the pelvis down to the point where he could touch lips to penis.