I knew I'd been playing too much GTA (would have been around the VC/SA days probably) when I was out driving one day, heard sirens, and looked up in the corner of my windshield to see if I had any stars.
I have a Zenbook 13 (model UX331F), bought new right around the start of COVID. Installed Linux Mint maybe 6 months ago, audio works just fine, and I didn't have to do anything special, it just worked right out of the box. I had tried Pop_OS before Mint and I don't remember any audio issues there either.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?