If Only

What brand do you use of you don’t mind sharing?

They actually do, tend to be advertised as such. Example

When you squeeze the handles the blades press together. Using the wrong hand for most scissors it produces a small gap that prevents them from cutting the paper. It’ll just pinch it.

Try it, then try cutting again with the correct hand for your scissors. Odds are your scissors are not ambidextrous but you just never had a reason to discover this.

I appear to have found the device being advertised. It’s a clitoral stimulator.

Yeah, this is why the gym is extra busy the first few weeks in January

Is there credible evidence for that or is it just a meme?

They go off to live in a farm

Oh we still have laws. Elon is just part of the “in” group who the laws protect but do not bind.

Should we teach the kids about survivorship bias?

Incremental save needs to be Buddha

I’m sure there are some metal components in there somewhere

Missed an opportunity to put the most expensive shit in that slot

He honestly just looks like the type of guy that’ll rape you in a dark alley while reading from the Bible with the televangelist accent and blame his behavior on your outfit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge’s_law_of_headlines

Unions can be exchanged for goods and services.

That is an unusually adept use of symbolism for a brand

Impeachment is s political process, not a legal one. Even a blow job is impeachable apparently.

I’d love to see locked in syndrome after his next stroke. And may the good lord bless him with long life after that.

File system. There’s no reason a file system couldn’t increase this limit but there’s little reason to for most users. Not sure who the hypothetical user would be that needs a higher limit.

“On screen. Set corporate sponsorships to maximum”