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  • It's time for your nap, Mr President.

  • "We need a bailout or we're going to have to lay off lots of people."

    "Alright, here's a lot of taxpayer money."

    "Thanks for the cash. Oh, by the way, we're laying off a lot of people."

    "Efficiency! It proves we were right to give you all that taxpayer money!"

  • "I don't care about you, I just want your vote." - one of the few times the Yam was honest.

    Well, he got their vote. And he still doesn't care about them.

  • "We're only going to round up the criminals! And as it happens we're the ones who decides who's a criminal."

    The amount of indignant smoothbrains in news articles and FB posts who still haven't figured that out is truly impressive.

  • I hope the cops are keeping an eye on him, because by the time he hits his college years he's going to be trying to slip unidentified powders into women's drinks at the bar.

  • He failed at failing, which is entirely on-brand...

  • "Trump promised" <--- Found the problem

  • The best part of that incident was how so many people didn't think it was an attack, just "Yeah, that seems like something a cybertruck would do."

  • He threatened to annex Canada.

    -destroy Canada and take it for himself.

    I know that's basically what you said, but "annex" is too fancy a word for the folks who don't get why we're so pissed off about it.

  • Try to keep up with me here: what if you could put out the fire and vacuum at the same time?

  • There was a YT documentary about the difference between Japan and the US. Basically it boiled down to kids in Japan actually being taught how to deal with food in a healthy manner.

    But Michelle Obama tried something similar in the US and people lost their fucking MINDS. Healthy food is communism!

  • Oppo killed and ate OP a long time ago. They've just been wearing their skin like a suit up to this point, but their true nature is obvious at this point.

  • You don't even need to do that much, if you promise Donnie some of the "revenue".

  • Which is why they're very carefully avoiding Texas, I suspect.

  • Trump previously: "Take the guns first, go through due process second." (actual quote)

    Trump today: "Take the homes first, go through due process second."

  • It's not so much a kill switch as the F-35 being a hangar queen, needing a steady and constant supply of parts and software updates. That itself is a good reason to reconsider the purchase, though.

  • The one who commented on Trump's lack of moral compass, yes.

  • Well, the cancer died, too. So technically it was a tie.