It’s even worse because it’s not a man, it’s a transwoman. He kissed an attractive woman, but now he’s doing this because she was AMAB.

It really sucks that this is like, the primary plot point in the movie because as much as I love Jim Carrey’s stuff and Ace Ventura is iconic, it kind of ruins the entire movie for me now. It’s not just like, a painful scene or two, but the entire third act…

A pumpkin. There’s no innuendo.

Not to defend Dementia Donnie here…but as a New Yorker, he probably knows them as bodegas?

I live in Michigan where we’ll call them party stores and corner stores, and I still know what a bodega is. No point in defending him, he’s really just an idiot.

putting his money where his neck is.

Aww, “putting his neck on the line” was right there

Honestly brilliant for a couple of reasons. Obviously keeps you from losing the chuck, but also prevents you from making an oopsie if you’re easily distracted and leave the key in like I’ve seen people do on multiple occasions.

Yeah, it makes a lot more sense when you consider that the far side has to be lit during an eclipse.

https://www.trumpstruth.org/statuses/37602

The “Praise Allah” one was absolutely real and many news orgs have written about it at this point. It’s pretty depressing…

Or perhaps a diary farm in Wisconsin? Maybe they didn’t know Kurds was spelled with a “k” and not a “c”.

Except it’s more like “Day is booked solid with shitposting online and then complaining that nothing is going to happen”

Are you kidding me? Shot day is when I crave chocolate the most, I’m not giving that chocolate away.

And you used to be a child, does that mean you still have to play in peewee football? Bodies change after being exposed to hormones, that’s literally what puberty is. Some changes are permanent, but the vast majority aren’t, and I can tell you that the trans dudes I know look nothing like women anymore after a couple years on HRT, and the same goes for the trans women I know.

Would I have been comfortable competing in any competitive women’s leagues in the first 3 months of HRT? Absolutely not, and I fully recognize that would have been bullshit and akin to a cis woman on PEDs. Literally every women’s team org that I’ve been on has not had a single issue with me joining the team or competing against them; it’s literally always men who never gave a fuck about women’s softball or roller derby until trans people became an easy punching bag.

I 100% understand the concern that people have, but I’d much rather us take a scientific approach to things rather than this stupid fear mongering of acting like a male powerlifter is throwing on a wig and destroying all the women’s categories. There are proper ways to handle this rather than blanket bans, and it’s just another way to distract people by scapegoating a minority and infantalizing women at the same time.

My friends tell me that I should write stories about the stuff I find but I’m really bad at that, it would be fun though.

Just wait until someone tosses a set of baby shoes, then you’re off to a great start!

Malort is so much worse than just bitter though. It’s like a mix of cheap artificial mint and burnt rubber. It’s probably one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever tasted, and that includes pure Bitrex.

Put on the dress, Shinji

Maybe they’ll be wearing those stupid ill-fitting shoes that he’s been ordering for everyone in the admin

They pretty much already do this. Most modern fobs turn themselves off if they’ve not moved recently, which protects against relay style attacks.

Funnily enough, I didn’t change my first name but I hate my middle name, and unironically want to change it.

It depends on the person I think. I’ve always felt a connection with my given name (Skyler), and knew more girls than guys with it, so I didn’t really feel a need to change it. Sometimes people want to put as much distance between them and their past self as possible, but I know plenty people who just take the opposite gendered version of their name too.

This is super common in Utah as well. Illicit drugs/alcohol are bad, but a doctor prescribes opiates so that’s okay! Really hits women hard too since the only purpose you have is as a baby/homemaker, so getting high on prescription drugs is a fun hometime activity, just like it was back in the 50s!