I think that’s what he was going for, so I’m not sure this is a great insult

Since this cat was getting diagnosed with diabetes I think it’s a safe bet they identified the cause of the plastic chewing.

I was in college during the years leading up to y2k and supported myself at the time getting IT infrastructure ready. Some friends and I decided to write a “virus” that, on bootup, checks to see if the current date is in the first week of January 2000 and if it is and a backup of the fonts is not found (so it’ll only run once) then it’ll back up your fonts and alter the originals to replace the y character with the k. This affected everything system wide.

That created more chaos than anticipated.

Looks like this particular popemobile was recently commissioned, and it’s large. Built on a dodge ram truck. He planned to donate that from the beginning, though I suspect he expected to be alive when it was converted.

In related news this is the first time a popemobile was used as a hearse, since it’s spec’d in a way that allowed that.

I think it’s clever. If it still resembles a popemobile after the conversion the image of it destroyed may haunt Isreal. But yes, he ensured it would be feasible.

The half with the maturity to admit mistakes

That hole looks suspiciously phallic

Barking orders, destroying their reputation and demanding his ass be wiped with silk before jumping on his private jet to do the same thing at the next office in his rotation?

If this is a serious question these are normally sold to hospitals and compound pharmacies. They’re to ensure drugs are administered properly and safely. The company that makes these was baffled when this meme started since it was only their rectal stickers that were selling out, and it created actual problems for pharmacies. Some had to hand write these with marker for a while.

Here’s another example plus there are a few others linked in the comments there.

Anecdotally one of my cats will “fix” her fur in the mirror if it gets messed up. My theory is that they do generally pass the mirror test but most cats just don’t care.

Unfortunately I can’t boycott their shit any harder than the $0 I spend there annually already

He’s working on it.

NASA used crayons before those space pens, and iirc the pens were available for a while before they tried them

Old meme. Those dogs have the same owner and the presence of both are calming to the other. A “therapy dog” would normally be really stressful to a patient at a vet clinic in any other situation

Well, cobras eat other snakes, so…

Give it time. They’re rolling the cybertruck esthetic to the other vehicles.

Capitalism doesn’t hate the working class any more than a lion hates its prey.

No. Everyone knows there are no cars older than 25 years in existence.

Eggs are an ingredient for most types of cake

Basically this joke

I feel like if someone came out with a car that respects your privacy and doesn’t pull shit like this they’d sell the hell out of it, but then again the average consumer seems willing to roll over and take it so here we are