Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

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Cake day: March 20th, 2024

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    1. Buy the Stihl gas-powered leaf blower. Dont be a dummy and skimp on the CFM, buy the nice $700 one. Note the size of the opening whence flows the air.

    2. Visit your local grocer or produce stand and acquire some appropriately sized oranges, with a diameter to not quite overmatch the measurement from Step 1.

    3. Cram the orange in said opening and aim at the nearest wayward teen.

    4. Depress the trigger in an aggresssive manner. This is key. You do NOT want to half-ass it. Jam that fucker all the way down.

    5. Shoot some trees now so you can enjoy making marmelade-flavored havoc in peace; the teens having fled in panic.




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    12 days ago

    I think you are confusing the wedding for the reception. Both are, to some extent, also about the gathering of friends and family, but IMO for the wedding, the guests are there to witness. The reception tilts more towards the guests who are their to celebrate with the couple.