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herrcaptain

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  • A developer wanted to build a facility to capture carbon. Locals saw an environmental menace.

    I have a cool idea for a facility to capture carbon in a non-menacing way. What we do is get a big chunk of land and plant a bunch of trees on it, then - oh, shit, I just invented a forest.

  • Vaccine maker stocks fall as Trump chooses RFK Jr. to lead HHS

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  • Except it's actually the best of both worlds for the rich - as far as I know, a lot of these companies are publicly traded AND receive public funding.

  • God doesn't listen to Slayer!

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  • Good call. Everything is Zeus's type.

  • Road trip!

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  • I guess this makes the Midwest the taint of America.

  • My mom's dog, Rizzo, thinks Halloween is juuuuust a little too spooky (because the doorbell rings a lot), so he stays with me tonight where there are fewer trick-or-treaters.

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  • Tell Rizzo he's one of the cutest pups I've ever seen.

  • Kentucky state Sen. Johnnie Turner dies after plunging into empty swimming pool on lawn mower

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  • That makes sense. I also totally get you on the last point. As soon as I manage to own a house, the yard is getting planted with local flora, fruit bushes, and a vegetable garden.

  • Kentucky state Sen. Johnnie Turner dies after plunging into empty swimming pool on lawn mower

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  • I think for some people it's like a form of meditation, especially for those with a big lawn and a riding mower. I don't personally get it, but that's the vibe these guys give off.

  • Don't fret, check your spam folder

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  • I would legitimately love to see this. Sounds like a bit of a Forest Gump vibe, and your choice of Nicolas Cage feels perfect for this role.

  • Russian court sentences a 72-year-old American to nearly 7 years in prison for fighting in Ukraine

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  • I wish the article went into some detail about how the hell a 72-year-old fought in a war. I know people can be in good shape at that age, but I wouldn't think they'd be in voluntarily joining a war shape.

    Also, how did he end up in the custody of Russia? Captured, or just strolled into Moscow one day with his big balls clanging at each step.

  • If I am lost in the woods with no tools or anything just my bare hands what could i eat for food or for water?

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  • I start to get weak and fussy if it's 12:30 pm and I haven't had lunch. Assuming I get lost in the woods after breakfast that means I have a good 3-4 hours to find a settlement before I drop dead of being a little bitch.

  • Drinking 3 cups of coffee linked to preventing multiple diseases

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  • Mathematically it works out to half the cancer type 2 diabetes and stroke.

    Edit: Fixed the disease

  • What are the pros and cons to buying a smart watch from temu?

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  • Pros: price

    Cons: the watch doesn't work and now you have lead poisoning

  • Every rule, we stray further from god

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  • That's fair. I'm certainly not against the concept of drinks with sugar alternatives, but for whatever reason the only one I actually enjoy is Fresca.

  • Every rule, we stray further from god

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  • It's the "no sugar" part that I find the most blasphemous.

  • What's your right place at the right time moment?

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  • Classic Lemmy user, bringing not one but two laptops to a live show.

  • Tumblr to move its half a billion blogs to WordPress

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  • Right? At this point I'm just sticking with WordPress because I can't be bothered to migrate a bunch of sites off of it. Every year for the past decade it's felt jankier. Tumblr's backend has to be a dumpster fire for this to seem like a good idea.

    My criticism aside, WP still has the convenience factor of being the open source web platform that has a plugin for just about any need. Whether those plugins are gonna break for site or introduce interesting new vulnerabilities is a different discussion.

  • (OC) sour cream rule

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  • I'm more curious as to why "$1.00 Drinks" costs $3.30.

  • We rule free water

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  • If you ignore the first W it reads to me as, "Fart Free Water." That's actually an attribute I like in my water.

  • How to catch houseflies?

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  • I love this, but also found it hilarious - especially the towel as a helicopter blade trick and your description of it being "very undesirable for the fly." I'm picturing your partner or housemate sighing and being like, "there they go again, herding flies." I can definitely see it working though.