How do you eat a hamburger ten times the size of your head? One little fish pretending to be a fin at a time.

That’s why always microwave it! -my soggy ass

To be fair Elon was announced at the RNC aka the Break The Grindr party. Everyone was bummed that JD Vance had an Indian wife and he was barely a 6 (tho the talking heads kept shameless commenting how hott he was). All the pussy dried up and then Trumps crew started showing Musk off. He’s been a lovely item ever since. Guy is swept up in what little glamour there is for those swamp monsters. Now his tanks are tanking. The kardassians curse strikes again.

Elon should offer to pay the tariff for new customers.

damn no wonder i feel so cheap after scrolling a fb feed for an hour

Ugh behead them all

He’s a cuck for god. They go nudist camping on sundays

I plan to throw trumps face on the ground

Lolol

Amazing that during bidens regime all i had to do was date a bdsm guy from austria and get labeled a nazi by even work. I dont know how they found out cause he was half a state away and it was a long distance relationship. I still get called it even with elon prancing about. IDGAF musk is a n*zi. Let those karens on toktok get fired.

Trash. Meta practically catered to Russian interference. What a great business guy /s

I mean the crash did look almost intentional but as a president he shouldn’t be spreading fear but that’s his core base.