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hayes_

@ hayes_ @sh.itjust.works

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  • 2025-08-01

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  • Might be a reference to getting your tonsils out.

    Pretty common surgery and your throat hurts like crazy afterwards. Cold ice cream is basically the only thing you can eat for a couple days.

  • Jimny

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  • As much as I want one too, there’s a reason they aren’t sold in the US.

    They weren’t built to survive high speed collisions with large vehicles.

    If you really want one, the best option is to import >25 years old as that’s when they become street legal.

  • Duh i take my phone out to the protest

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  • FYI the word is “piqued.”

  • Norwegian tourist claims he was 'strip searched' before being denied entry to US over JD Vance meme on phone

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  • Because most people don’t expect border security to demand access to their phone?

  • We Went To Luigi's Trial. Here's What Everyone Is Missing.

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  • Apple TV+ is painful as fuck

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  • Removed

    Gave him an offer, then took it away. Thanks PayPal.

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  • Deleted

    Permanently Deleted

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  • Ssssssandwiches

  • I hate the modern web

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  • It kind of existed when Google included a link to every site’s cached content, but they removed that years ago.

  • Trump Blasted After Military Scrubs WWII Navajo Code Talkers From Websites Due To 'DEI'

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  • “Blast” in an article title is a pretty good indicator that it’s just bait for people who are already outraged about something.

    Like, yeah, this shit disgusts me, but I doubt someone “blasting” Trump is gonna do anything about it.

  • Google offering ‘voluntary exit’ for employees working on Pixel, Android

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  • You don’t get severance when you quit.

    Severance is usually worse if you wait to get fired rather than taking a voluntary exit.

    If you aren’t happy at a job, taking an offered exit is often a good decision.

  • Thousands of Los Angeles homeowners were dropped by their insurers before the Palisades Fire

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  • What the fuck is wrong with you

    Either grow up or become less of shitstain

  • Donald Trump Says Gulf of Mexico Will Now Be Called 'Gulf of America.' Congress Is Already Prepping Legislation

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  • where the fuck are the democrats?

    Pointing fingers at each other and drifting further to the right, probably.

  • Remember a timer!

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  • 20 minutes later: silences timer because I’m too focused on something else.

    2 days later: … crap.

  • Like Elon Musk, 1 in 3 bosses admit they are pushing RTO because they're so upset about wasting money on all those empty desks

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  • Why do we have to preface this with “Like Elon Musk…”?

    Who cares what that nonce thinks? Surely not anyone who would read this article or be receptive to its content.

  • The Automated Bot of Experian support phone line, refuses to let me talk to a real person... 🤬

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  • Yeah I’ve had that happen, too.

    Still my first method because it works most of the time.

  • The Automated Bot of Experian support phone line, refuses to let me talk to a real person... 🤬

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  • Also just press random keys that aren’t in the list of options it gives you.

  • Ambulance hits Oregon cyclist, rushes him to hospital, then sticks him with $1,800 bill, lawsuit says

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  • Broken window dead bicyclist economics.

  • Microsoft wants $30 to let you keep using Windows 10 securely for another year

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  • Heck, I’ll let you not use windows for $49.

    Isn’t the free market great?