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  • As a former Mor[m]on, a lot of the pushback about not being Christian is usually tied up in the doctrines about Jesus and individual salvation.

    For example, the church teaches, though in a roundabout way, that Mary was physically impregnated by God. (Though, this should be a point in their favor since Republicans love child r@pe.)

    Also, for those who qualify, they can become gods themselves and have their planets and stuff. Since the church doesn’t go into details, there is debate whether that means each new god would need a new Jesus or that the Original Jesus’™ sacrifice applies to the new gods’ domains.