I don't blame that girl one bit for hitting him. In fact, I hope she used her nails. Some people simply have no sense of boundaries until they receive percussive instruction.
Technically, physics does allow a satellite-based method to deal with climate change. Economics, on the other hand, does not. You would need to chuck an unfathomable amount of mass into orbit.
As an apostate that used to attend an AG church, this one hits waaay too close to home for me. It also doesn't surprise me that much. The one I used to go to veery much had an "in-group" mentality.
Yall better get a handle on these goons before you become just like your rowdy southern neighbor.