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Cake day: February 21st, 2024

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  • Jira has a “for you” page that shows everything assigned to you. You used to be able to quickly update a ticket’s status. It still shows the status, but now when you hover it shows UI for deploying a (fucking useless) agent instead. I can’t wrap my mind around how you would so blatantly prioritize the latest hype over the core functionality of the whole app.

    We need guillotines.




  • WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don’t understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS
















  • I use a Henson mild and its pretty idiot proof, as long as you use some halfway decent blades, don’t use too much pressure and don’t move it in a sawing (as opposed to scraping/shaving) motion you’ll be fine. I didn’t cut myself once while I was learning to use it, only when I took a flight and had to settle for some shitty blades from the local pharmacy did I get some weepers.