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(she/they)

  • This incarnation? To achieve moksha and never come back. Fingers crossed!

  • I'm a pillow princess. I need a firm hand.

  • I just don't think Quark is going to meet my needs.

  • Thank you for sharing this. It's exactly how I have always felt.

  • Nah, that sounds like a debuff. Christmas music builds rage for Rampage.

  • elfcel

    Jump
  • I want someone to do that for me. 😩

  • elfcel

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  • 50 years of age? That's our sweet 16. 😘

  • When I stare at people like this, I'm usually in my mind palace, working on a few projects, deciding what I want for dinner, fantasizing about getting bottomed by you, you know, important stuff.

  • If you only know how silly that sounded. You're not exempt from this act.

  • Nothing to stop you from adding one.

  • And, at last, it finally happened: we've been bundled with boomers. The forgotten generation, just lumped in with the old fuckers. My back hurts.

  • Oh, I shove it in all the time, sweetie.

  • Yes. This version of reality (existence) was designed to be rendered live and on the fly without limitations. Therefore, everything has to be up and running all the time, even when not observed. Even millions of light years away, there's a rock on a planet that sits there everyday while you do people things. It exists just as much as you do. The universe is the display, the hardware, the coding, and you in the seat, all at once. Now that's what I call omnipotence. I'm pretty proud of it.

  • My current main playlist is about 4 hours. All of my favorites, kind of like my own soundtrack, so I never really get tired of it. I curate the list every so often should one particular song feel repetitive or I've found a new banger (goes straight to the top slot).

  • Don't just kill them. Round them up for that new game Russians are playing, where they run around an open field while an explosive-charged drone tries to catch them. Televised, of course.

  • You also don't need to brew hot tea. I prefer cold brewing, using about 8 tea bags per gallon. Just refrigerate for about 12 hours, or longer to taste if you like it stronger. I've done this with black teas (I love Red Rose for iced tea), sencha green tea, and oolong (my favorite).

  • Now I'm imagining a hot plate with a large pot, peeling them, boiling them, crazy! I have so many questions.

  • I'm about to hit 49. We're just older kids, that's all.

  • Femcel Memes @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    You mean I have to get up?