I always find it interesting that our ancestors were for the most part fruitarians (fruits, grasses) about 3.5 million years ago. As we evolved, we expanded our diets to include vegetables, meats, and grains, leading to a better balanced diet, which is good especially considering we don’t hunt and gather like they once did.

Females? What are you, Ferengi?

Ugh, please tell me you saved me a gummer.

Stupid Jimmy Pesto!

I used to get mad and chuck the controller at the NES. Imagine my surprise one day when I broke the cartridge door off. Fucking Battletoads.

The Devil with The Yellow Eyes. Totally worth the watch, has a great cast and soundtrack.

Run sequence oyster.

Lok’tar!

Right as it ramps up to a Cat 5? Fucking guy!

I read the title and immediately thought Estrogen. Explains where my head is at these days.

“First of all…”

Fuck the USA government, you mean. I only live here, and all I get to do is choose between the lesser of two evils every 4 years. What a nightmare.

which of course I want kids to drive in car seats

Words are hard. I’m looking forward to Tuesday night.

Thank you so much! :3

Yessss. Tropicana grovestand, even better if it’s fresh squeezed!

Sometimes, you just gotta say “cluck it” and walk away.

Then there’s people like me, who love Outshine’s coconut bars because it has tons of shredded coconut in it.

Why would you do that to your child? I mean, you wanna change your own name, go for it.

Hey cousin! Let’s go bowling!