Mew mew mrrrp!

I knew the man was crazy when he employed the use of Sharpie markers. He belongs in a mental asylum.

Time to build more rocket fuel power plants.

Black and hot pink look amazing together.

Look, as long as they don’t mess with Lego, I don’t give a shit. Most toys are trash and I should know: I’m a parent.

Ay girl… ay girl… ay girl, I know you hear me…

That’s a lot of cobra chickens.

Excuse me, nurse? Can you take my temperature? Because I think I have Jeffrey Combs fever over here!

Main character syndrome.

I have to keep the TV muted while waiting for his shitty show to end and HIGNFY to start. I just can’t stand listening to him speak. Such a punchable face.

I just want my own Hundred Acre Wood.

I’ve always been skinny, so I was surprised when I started packing on the weight so quickly. My rear end has extra cushion too (almost like I was geared for this). I eat pretty healthy, a lot of Indian/Mexican/Japanese food, no gluten, no fast food. Maybe it’s the avocados, that or the strawberry cheesecake I made a few weeks ago. 😬

Congrats! I’m almost 6 months on HRT and I’ve already got A cups. Feels great!

One of the tricks I’ve learned is wearing things that don’t highlight my shoulders so much (V-necks, wider straps in bras/tanks, halter tops) or draw attention away from them (long necklaces, patterned maxi skirts). I’m naturally skinny and prefer a gypsy/boho look so it works to my advantage.

>;3

I can’t wait to be disemboweled by a velociraptor. What a time to be alive!

What you’re using is conjecture, especially since there’s no actual evidence she did indeed take the aforementioned mushrooms. Her gathering tools are not evidence, merely coincidence.

“It seems someone had followed me, taken pictures of my car registration and passed them on to police.”

It could be that someone (possibly one of the volunteers) found this photogenic orange-haired girl suspicious, alas had no evidence that she did indeed take said mushrooms (no photos/videos, actual evidence), yet reported her anyways.

There is incomplete information in this story to form a logical conclusion or bias. Besides, the officer failed to enforce anything, especially as she never signed the agreement (the husband did, so it was rescinded).

This is the only way they’ll ever understand.

Good! Fuck Target and their shitty merchandise “selection”. I’ve got an anti-DEI/MAGA-supporting boycott list as long as my arm and they’re in the top next to Walmart and Amazon. After a few weeks, the one thing I realized is that you CAN do without these shitty retailers. I want to see their stocks drop like Tesla’s.