Are you a cat? Who chews on their shoelaces?

Or a hot and fresh hamberder

Alleged murder. For the time being at least we have due process.

Bleach is corrosive and will bypass the fuel filter I’ve heard.

Or rentals depending on the area.

He’s conquered the egg crisis, onto other issues!

useful in places trees don’t fit

I have a tree sitting in a pot on my desk.

Bidens McDonald’s

You mean being convicted of breaking the law shouldn’t be a badge of honor?

Set his autopilot to mars

Or 16 bottles of Tylenol

Jokes on you, I picked rock.

I think Tesla as a whole is done unfortunately. People aren’t going to forget all this BS the board of directors has allowed him to do.

Did you see the pope’s ridiculous costume? Couldn’t even wear a suit to his own funeral.

I’ve watched a ton of judge Judy episodes and also feel qualified to judge others.

The irony of this being subjected to tariffs.

I already have the tools I’d need just budgeting for hardware, lumber, and steel for the blade.

I could probably build it for $500. Less if it only needs to work once or twice and I can cut corners.

**Fart

Cybertruck 2!