

For me, the truth is I barely notice I’m wearing a helmet, and cars barely notice me as a cyclist even exists.
So even if a helmet only does half of what it claims to do, I’ll take that chance in an accident with a giant metal box on the road.
For me, the truth is I barely notice I’m wearing a helmet, and cars barely notice me as a cyclist even exists.
So even if a helmet only does half of what it claims to do, I’ll take that chance in an accident with a giant metal box on the road.
Weakest shit on the planet.
That, maybe. But hear me out:
A Double Quarter Pounder meal is now roughly $11-12 dollars. They don’t put the prices on the menu half the time, and the people in the drive-through never give you the price. They just say “pull around.”
Maybe don’t run a shitty business that’s overpriced.
A couple of weeks ago I was moving to a new house. I woke up early to move a load of things, and on the way was a McDonald’s. I stopped in because it was convenient and got an Egg McMuffin with a hash brown and an OJ. It was $9. $9!
You can’t charge outrageous prices and then go, “Man, why aren’t people showing up?”
Haha, get fucked.
— Sent from my iPhone
So this is why I’m dumb.
NPR just had Steve Bannon and some other Nazi fuck on air the other day.
If anything, NPR is too lenient on this administration.
I mean, I used to go to Target here and there when I was in the area of one. But I haven’t even thought about going since they started this shit so IMDOINGMYPART.gif.
Funny that a guy who buys elections would suddenly be upset at the thought of other people being paid to make political statements.
He’s wrong as shit, of course. People genuinely hate that useless sack of shit.
But it is funny.
Sure, Jan.
The amount of money it’ll take to fix all this will dwarf the $150B. By several factors at least.
If a domestic violence allegation is all it takes to get send away, then 40% of all police officers in this country need to GTFO on that alone.
(Not saying domestic violence is good, obviously. Just using their logic here.)
And him photoshopping every thumbnail to be overly saturated and bright with smoothed out skin doesn’t help.
Dead eyes.
I’ve dumped FF for Zen and Waterfox.
Zen’s only downside is that it can’t play some DRM media like some sports websites. Waterfox can, so I use it for that.
I wonder if Waterfox allows this. It’s MOSTLY Firefox but without going down the AI trash route.
I won’t be surprised if my data is caught up in that even though I deleted my account last year (after not using it really since it was bought out).
I don’t trust any of these companies to actually, really, for-real-this-time delete anything, ever.
“Hello?”
“Hey Dave…wait what’s that noise?”
“Oh that’s my washer and dryer going.”
“Can you move to the other room? I can’t hear you very well.”
“No, the call is on my washer.”
“WHAT?”
I’ve never used TikTok other than seeing some posts a friend might share in a group chat. But I don’t think it’s for me.
I’ve tried Loops, and maybe the “swipe down for a new video of someone saying/doing something dumb” just isn’t my cup of tea. I dunno.
“But the algorithm knows what you like!” someone will say. I don’t want algorithms anymore, to be honest.
Hah, I JUST had a conversation with my boss about whether or not I was using the “new” outlook or the “old” outlook.
He’s apparently using the “old” outlook because there’s a toggle switch in the upper right of his window that says “try the new outlook!” and I don’t have that, meaning…I guess I’m using the “new” outlook?
Who knows at this point. It’s all trash.
Just 2000 more points to go to get back to February before he fucked it all up.
Like, I know it’s all a scheme to make rich people richer, but we could have just ridden the Biden wave and stayed stable and had the world mostly continue to value the United States the same way, but instead we threw out all the goodwill built up over decades so some rich fucks can play the market.