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Cake day: August 9th, 2023

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  • Meanwhile, the QB they ditched for Watson, Baker Mayfield, is still starting in the NFL and magically doesn’t seem to have dozens of scandals. Those same Browns fans could have had a team that just went to the playoffs led by baker that didn’t throw away the next four years of salary cap and first round draft picks. Fucking Haslans.













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    9 months ago

    Very funny joke about this in 28 Years Later.

    Tap for spoiler

    A soldier shows a kid (who has been on the island in quarantine) a picture of his (modern day Botox using) girlfriend on his phone.

    The kid asks “what is wrong with your girlfriend?”

    The soldier thinks nothing is wrong. “She’s beautiful what do you mean?”

    The kid then tells a story about a woman who looked like that in his small village when she ate shellfish.