There is 0% chance of anything good coming of this comment thread. Let’s all go do something else.

I think they probably will some time in 2025 🤞

Do crime.

Pro tip: aim low with new year’s resolutions

Don’t do lifestyle changes, instead resolve to read that long book you’ve had on your list, or visit China or something.

cum cum et cum

Latin: I can still bang out the five declensions and the four conjugations in my sleep. Trying to read a text, the sentence structure always finds ways to trip me up.

Greek: very patchy, I know a lot of words but my grammar is shite

There was more drama? I didn’t even notice. They’re always doing drama.

I don’t get the innuendo

lemmy.world is a reddit clone, reddit-tier politics

lemmygrad.ml and hexbear.net extreme communist (hexbear.net consists mostly of trans people)

lemmy.ml is mostly communist but gets more sorts of people than the two above

lemmy.dbzer0.com is focused on piracy

I actually wasn’t but that’s a different story

If they say “the goose doesn’t like his ball” that is misgandering.

I’ve had people flip out at me on Lemmy for ‘misgendering’ it’s so ridiculous.

Like we don’t know if it’s a man or woman. It’s the internet, yknow?

I love goblins and lizardmen

Fine 😔

and, conversely, posting things you have “verified”

“You’re wrong! I was able to prove it with a quick Google!”

Your knowledge coming from a ‘quick google’ isn’t the flex you think it is. Most things that can be proven with a quick google are false.

I want to know how it works in real life for you.

What works for me in real life is know as little as possible, view all beliefs as clouds moving across the sky

or saying it was someone elses.

most countries’ drug laws don’t have a mens rea requirement – if the drugs are in your pocket, in your home, in your car, then they are legally your drugs

Step One: acquire one-hundred human necks using hatchet and/or hacksaw

That’s my point

In the mid 20th-century, people reliably got more petty bourgeois as they got older.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0261379422000452

You r so inspirational