What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?

“… calling in about Haitian [Full-ass-hard-R-N-words] I mean migrants.” No you don’t.

Yeah, there’s no way you can stack an elected court!

I couldn’t read this message because I am a Haitian immigrant in Ohio, and that puppy looks fucking delicious. /s

Trump: I saw people talking about illegal aliens eating pets on TV.

The TV:

Found the clip. It could have just been a REALLY wet fart, but the fact that the lapel mic picked it up makes me think Biden DEFINITELY heard it.

And they bought Bungie so Myth and Oni are on the table as well.

Crazy right wingers who go “Obviously we need to cut welfare so this genius doesn’t have to pay taxes! Then one day I will be just as rich as him and be glad I didn’t make people as rich as him and future-me pay taxes!”

My bet is he was told and forgot. Ol Dementia Don at it again.

“As the only President who negotiated a deal to withdraw from Afghanistan with the Taliban (and not the CROOKED Afghan government!) for the low cost of 5000 Taliban Prisoners I approve of this Marine’s Grave! As president, I will make more deals to withdraw more Troops from around the World, and get even more Troops killed in the confusion of the sudden Withdrawal than Kamabla would!”

-Trump probably

…said the normal man who’s been a Koch Brothers funded propagandist since he was 18, normally.

Not only that, but they kept finding leaks on the rocket leading up to launch

Man, all those women in Colorado and Georgia who voted for Boebert and MTG. And literally everyone in Mexico is now a woman.

My dude needs to get Balatro

I don’t believe Mary Trump. Donald was incoherent even before he had to run against Harris.

Oh good! I was worried I wouldn’t be getting anymore PFAS after I got rid of my non-stick pans.

Elon totally has a my little pony in a jar.