Surely there is some federal bureau meant to protect American consumers from things like this?

Yeah! Especially since Stilt Man exists.

Tomorrow’s October?!?!

The guy who got mad that the green M&M was losing her sexy boots, and likened Trump becoming president again to daddy being home and giving out spankings is being weird about sex? I would never have guessed.

Bunch of snowflakes wanting their safe space

Non-conservatives give a shit about cracker barrel?

I guess you haven’t heard that grok gave itself the nickname “mechahitler.”

Well only 8% of the population lives outside California, Texas, and NYC.

My big problem is that Harris would laugh. This is fine. /s

Because other complete morons will now buy the product?

Easy. Red skittle. The dye is carcinogenic. Both skittle and poison.

“No one in New York drove. There was too much traffic.” -Phillip J. Fry

RIP to the squish a penny into a souvenir machine industry

Visa Applicant: “I am applying for a work visa to be a translator.” Trump admin AI: “blah blah !!!TRANS!!! blah blah. Denied because woke.”

That image makes me think he’s going to get mad at me for pursuing a culture victory.

Can’t get diarrhea if you’ve got a bowel blockage.

Christine Jorgensen wasn’t real either.

Yeah, but if one of those trans protesters are green card holders, they’ll be disappeared and sent to El Salvador without due process.

Yeah he’s totally in the signal chat

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