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So people just throw out potatoes instead of coring the eyes? Feels super wasteful to me…

Gun rights advocates love to say shootings are a mental health problem.

Maybe health insurance should prioritize mental health.

Feels like it’s that time of year where being neighborly means baking someone a pie.

I’ve now achieved peak humor.

The N*Sync of Vases

Buy buy buy!

There is a Folgers ad that is written by people who do not have siblings, and performed by actors who want to fuck each other.

My boyfriend’s name is Robert and I saved this to my personal Discord account to send at a random time later.

My boyfriend asked me why I kept helping people when they don’t appreciate me, and I told him honestly that I never help more than is painless for be, but also, I made a decision about who I want to be, and I won’t let other people being assholes change that.

The one in a million person whose life is touch, who really needed it, who can live a better, happier life because of me, is worth fifty assholes. Maybe even a hundred.

“So much for the tolerant left!”

It keeps popping up in my feed and I have to say… those men aren’t dull.

I think these downvotes misunderstood what you were saying.

Because it’s clear to me what you meant was, “then why do people still care if their diamond is natural or synthetic?” Which is a fantastic question. If I ever bought a diamond, which I won’t because moissanite exists, but if I did, it would have to be synthetic.

I love my dungeon master, but if he sent me a love letter it better be from my in-character husband explaining where he’s been these past 20 years!!

The trick is, find a masochistic submissive. Tell them to read to you, but not to let their voice reflect the pain they feel as you indolently nibble on them.

This comment got a laugh out of me. I could hear the grinding.

“Turbulent” is a great word.

You can hear that she spits dry, which I anyways felt was more insulting.

I double-checked just because I laughed so loudly at your reply, and you were really telling the truth. Thanks for that.

No they have a point. I had to quit my job in high school to get a passing grade. Same vibe.

…didn’t know it was ADHD til I was 36 but the outcome was still the same.

I saw an ad for a preemptive HIV pill, and the actor was saying, “I could ask him about his status, but I don’t want to make things awkward” and I want to find this nonexistent person and beat them half to death.

So goddamned irresponsible!!!

I really want to write an otherwise high-brow, high vocabulary novel, with the most needlessly vulgar, graphic pornography in the middle.