thankfully i have no idea how to make a good atmosphere in a game so that’s never a problem

on top of it? ::3

you can, just take the part you put in the car and put it in your mouth

me

where am i

where have we gone

oh hello val, my name is fest

understandable

dude i upvoted this and it instantly got deleted

just like women

the gm would know about the guy trying to do that so i think it’d be perfectly fine (and very funny)

OR ELSE you WILL be LAUGHING IN PORTUGUESE!!!

from what we see from under his chin, his face is just like a ships

me too

dude you have atennae?!?

,

is this real?

it really is bones fucking explodes

on the other hand, you have pathfinder

https://2e.aonprd.com/MonsterFamilies.aspx?ID=472

skeletons are scary there. can you imagine going around a dark corner in a museum, killing a skeleton and after collapsing and you commemorate your victory, ITS BONES FUCKING EXPLODE?!?!

edit: i accidentally wrote “it is bones fucking explode” instead of “its bones fucking explode”

at the end of the game, the wizard or the mucus child should be able to take the sword out of the stone