Two micro dicks in two overcompensating cars.
Wishing for my death or a World War. Either will do. Because FML or this world.
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Maybe a different interpretation is that “We may belong to a land but the lands don’t belong to us.”
Those are supposed to be at the poles. Not somewhere with a lot of trees.
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Not the Onion@lemmy.ml•Secretary of War Hegseth: "The one institution that should win the Nobel Peace Prize, every single year, is the U.S. military."
16·7 天前Well, at this point the delusion is not even surprising.
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All Orange Cats Share One Brain Cell@lemmy.world•He loves watching the birds, but he's too sleepy to get out of bed.English
3·11 天前Same, kitty. Same.
She just insulted the cat as if cat doesn’t understand her hooman’s speech.
Well, you better get up. She needs to be fed.
Cat has no fucks to give about silly human rules.
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History Memes@piefed.social•Fucked cultural practices are often... resistant to attempts of technology to work around themEnglish
4·21 天前Yeah, I unaborted myself. That is how I got better. /s
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History Memes@piefed.social•Fucked cultural practices are often... resistant to attempts of technology to work around themEnglish
6·21 天前And that’s why I am still a virgin.
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History Memes@piefed.social•Fucked cultural practices are often... resistant to attempts of technology to work around themEnglish
38·21 天前This is my most hated thing about India. I have two sisters and my parents paid an hefty-ass dowry for both of their marriages. And their marriages weren’t even that great or good. One of my sisters tried to commit suicide because she couldn’t conceive a child. At least, she is good now and her marriage has improved.
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The Onion@midwest.social•Relax, We Can’t Invoke the Twenty-Fifth Amendment Every Time a President Threatens to Murder Millions of PeopleEnglish
61·23 天前Yeah, they wait until The President actually kills millions or maybe even billions.
Can I become the king of a forest, by finding a rare herb or maybe curing a sick bird or animal?












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