The battery operated ones are for pussies. 🫣

A wand is a wand. No judgement here.

I am. So are you, OP. So is everyone reading this comment.

This is just ragebait, right!?

You cannot fool me. There are no purple carrots. /s

“To be consumed by amazing scientists”. So, not me then.

Frodo doesn’t need to go to Mount Doom or destroy the One Ring. Frodo only needs to rest.

Travelling like 3 hours one side to see my friend perform. I will be moving out the country next month, so it might be my last chance to see her perform for a while.

Oh they will.

Too bad it’s built on Chrome webview, so no adblocking.

What an adorable trap!! Sooo fluffy!!

I think I will be okay because I wouldn’t have a nervous system that can think at that level, porbably

Noooo. Not that. Anything but that. Existence is pain…

Honestly, I am feeling so much better about my existence.

Take my he/him. I want to get in touch with my feminine side and my masculine side keeps intruding.

Teenage mutant power rangers!!

No, it’s fuck Satan.

Is there a difference?

I do it everyday.

Cool, yes. Wicked, no

But witches are not wicked! Just witches.