You seem to have settled on an opinion and accompanying emotional response already. If so, why are you still using Python if your prior experience isn't a good fit for it? Not everything is made for everybody, maybe Python just isn't for you.
Your complaints mostly revolve around syntax. I'm sure there's a dynamically typed, sequential language with curly braces — y'know, "standard" — out there for you. You could even convince a Scheme reader to accept something like that instead of brackets everywhere 🤷
I read somewhere that Zuck hates this. Given that, it's probably better than the alternative: having to hand over your personal information to each website or app that claims to have a need for age verification.
Due to worldwide legislative trends, waiting for it all to pass and not implementing any kind of age verification is not really feasible. Hope is not a strategy, but of course this tech also isn't a substitute for advocacy.