I first read that as “he lives near a zoo…”, and it made me wonder if it was his choice, to be closer to the animals.

Countertops and tiles… you certainly got my number!

Ditto, I loved that show, and John Noble as Walter played no small part in making it great.

I remember wanting one of these. Can’t remember why I didn’t get one, but I do remember thinking it was a breath of fresh air as far as car stereos go.

So close that they’re family!

Uninstalled.

Luckily I/people I interact with never used it much.

Like others have pointed out, It was indeed very much tongue-in-cheek.

Just what we needed, more surveillance /s

These days, most companies that work with web based products are under pressure from upper management to “use AI”, as there’s a fear of missing out if they don’t. Now, management doesn’t necessarily have any idea what they should use it for, so they leave that to product managers and such. They don’t have any idea, either, and so they look at what features others have built and find a way to adapt one or more of those to fit their own products.

Slap on back, job well done, clueless upper management happy, even though money and time have been spent and the revenue remains the same.

“Come oot here and I’ll rip yer hed off!”

I said “jesus christ” to a teacher (3rd grade’ish), why I can’t remember but probably because I was asked to do something I felt was silly. Turned out the teacher was very religious and accused me of blasphemy, and was really up in arms about it. He invited my mom to a meeting to discuss the issue but, according to my mom, quickly dropped the whole thing when my mom had said “jesus christ” 5 times in the same amount of minutes.

I guess I know who taught me to use that phrase.

If you’re diligent you could be looking at decades of not installing crap!

Taking photos I see… how fascinating…

Using the same word for swearing and having sex helps, I’m sure.

Same in Norway, many providers have been offering 10Gb for a while now.

Dead, alive… salmon are wise beyond their state. Maybe it knew who killed it?

I don’t really play anymore but occasionally I get the desire to play some Gran Turismo. The last three or four times I’ve had that urge, both the console and the game required rather large updates. Half an hour later, still not done updating… desire to play gone with the wind. Rinse and repeat 3 months later.

Towards their employees, too.

I dreamt I visited Jurassic Park with my class from elementary school. Everyone got eaten except me.

If you do that I might just have to make a distro called Universe OS.