A brick is a missile if you throw it at someone. Surely throwing missile-like objects automatically makes them missiles anyway.

Sean Connery has never had a great time as an Englishman, given he is a Scotsman.

David [Blackmon] led numerous industry-wide efforts to address a variety of issues at the local, state and federal level, and from April 2010 through June 2012, he served as the Texas State Lead for America’s Natural Gas Alliance

America’s Natural Gas Alliance (ANGA) works with industry, government and customer stakeholders to promote increased demand for and continued availability of our nation’s abundant natural gas resource for a cleaner and more secure energy future.

Huh, would you look at that. The usual fair, unbiased reporting from the Torygraph.

…are penguin eggs any good?

They are if you like eating translucent blue eggs that taste of fish.

It’s got the Cadmium bodies crave.

Not enough to not vote for one for your president apparently.

Some birds like use smoke as a way to fumigate their feathers, so will pick up embers and take them somewhere, as this is safer than standing next to a fire.

Common enough that they should really make them with flared bases.

Mr lover man obviously.

They clearly state they don’t use child labour, because the little cunts are too inefficient apparently. (Multiple reports show that children are specifically used in Chinese factories, including assembly lines for Apple and Samsung, because their small hand are better at assembling components.)

Volkswagen shareholders weighing up the benefits of short term gain versus long term damage…

Defying the laws of gravity?

It’s excellent on an artichoke pizza though.

Half the comments on Lemmy are people fact checking one another.

Welcome to being older. The magic goes and the cynisism sets in. There is still hope though. If you can clear your eyes of the razzle dazzle of unfettered consumerism, you can realise it’s a nice time to spend with those you care about. Makes it an even better time of the year. Edit. I realise that sounds too flippantly jolly. My point was that for all of human history this has been a festival to stave off the deprivations of starving and freezing. I just feel this< angle is a good way to look at it.

Christmas has always been a celebration of mid winter ( more specifically the winter solstice in the northern hemisphere,) as far back as records go there has always been some variety of taking a evergreen tree as a symbol of the return of the sun. Red might be part of the evergreens berries (holly), but mostly it’s because coca cola advertised with a picture of St Nicklaus dressed in their corporate colours, instead of the traditional green.

Red for coca cola. To clarify.

Hard to tell without trimming the bush.

Linoleum is also antibacterial, which is a good property for a kitchen floor.