With your back up against the wall, you’d still only make it about half-way through. Depending on the mechanism, you’d either have your front half stuck, merged or exploded.
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42·16 days agoI guess they feel being capable of a romantic relationship is a sign of having compassion. Unacceptable.
2·21 days ago“Team-up film” would be better still.
I’m a teenager with the mindset of a 9 year old (according to my neighbour), I work in fast food and will probably never do anything better. My co-workers make fun of me all day, and if I told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay cause he’s a cheap bastard. My only friend is mentally r*tarded, and all we ever do together is stupid shit. I can’t leave my home town because I never learned how to drive, plus everytime I try I fail my driver’s test.
And you know what the worst part is?
I LIVE IN A FUCKING PINEAPPLE IN ALBANIA
Probably not the place to ask, but…Why do a lot of meme posts (like this) have text description? Is it a text-to-speech accessibility thing?
Not criticism, just curious.
1192·1 month agoYou missed out the mountain racists and plain racists.
And who doesn’t want their bunghole reamed by a craftsman.
I’m guessing the Germans fined them in US dollars because he was driving in mph. I’m sure they would have been OK doing 320 kph.
Only until the entire race contracts a nasty virulent disease from a dirty telephone.
Lemmy poster Erusuoyera says pope is catholic.
But my hand heals. The table doesn’t.
3·2 months agoIt’s been a long road
Gettin’ from there to here
It’s been a long time
But my time is finally near…Sang the droplet.
7·2 months ago“Gold-digging slut” is a weird name for an opera house, but, whatever.
Uppercase certainly explains a lot.
TACO Bellend.
A brick is a missile if you throw it at someone. Surely throwing missile-like objects automatically makes them missiles anyway.
Sean Connery has never had a great time as an Englishman, given he is a Scotsman.
David [Blackmon] led numerous industry-wide efforts to address a variety of issues at the local, state and federal level, and from April 2010 through June 2012, he served as the Texas State Lead for America’s Natural Gas Alliance
America’s Natural Gas Alliance (ANGA) works with industry, government and customer stakeholders to promote increased demand for and continued availability of our nation’s abundant natural gas resource for a cleaner and more secure energy future.
Huh, would you look at that. The usual fair, unbiased reporting from the Torygraph.
…are penguin eggs any good?
They are if you like eating translucent blue eggs that taste of fish.
Fun House