Going to a bar and having a shot of booze won’t really harm you, but if you’re the bartender and have to have a shot every time a customer does, it will.
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It’s a Scottish Aperol spritz.
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Anon discovers Jazz's originsEnglish
21·12 days agoAnd they would have lived in Sexland.
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World News@lemmy.world•‘How can you have a Ferrari without any vroom?’: electric model shocks owners’ clubEnglish
271·13 days agoI genuinely think Ferrari deliberately designed a boring looking EV so they can say “See, our customers don’t want EV’s, let’s never do one again.”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Canals in the UK are 3 to 4 ft deep. Why didn't she just stand up?
51·21 days agoThe UK is an island. A wet one full of rivers, lochs, lakes, ponds and streams. I guess we just fence all those too.
One of my favourite is when The Sn newspaper in the UK proudly boasted that 90%(ish, IDK) of it’s readers preferred The Sn. That’s everyone who buys The S*n, who responded to the survey, and still a large proportion don’t like it.
Edit. Asterisks fucked the formatting.
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Not the Onion@lemmy.ml•18 years after Californians voted for High Speed Rail, with the SF-to-not-quite-LA segment still >12 years off, state is now exploring *High Speed Buses* to connect SF and LA in 3h at 140mph (225km/h)
12·24 days agoGreat idea. They could even attach lots of them together for better capacity and efficiency. Wonder why no one’s thought of this?
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Can travel anywhere in late June, not sure where. Anecdotes/advice?
5·28 days agoI’d second Portugal. You could spend a week in Lisbon for culture , museums and shopping, then hop on the train to a beach resort in the Algarve for the partying and swimming.
OK, I hear you. How bout baseball bats? They’re something every American has.
My point is that they don’t look too hard to destroy. Why fuck about with lasers?
OK, but, to shoot a handheld laser at a camera and hit the CCD, you have to be in it’s field of view. You could shoot it with a gun outside of it’s field of view. So, is it a greater risk to make a noise, and not be capture on CCTV, or be silent in full view of a law enforcement camera? All things to bear in mind when you’re figuring out the best ways to destroy these things.
I assume it’s mostly Americans affected by this so, genuine question. Why buy a laser when one of your regular guns will do a better job, with the same legal ramifications?
Relax
I’ll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•The crew loves the ocean.
15·1 month ago2 are to host seamen, and 1 is for ghost semen.
I’ll join you at the door.
And these vicious sods, throwing their babies at predators. Look into the face of true evil.

Since this is only counting humans, they’ve dropped the half biscuit.
They spent 10 days in a tin can with a blocked toilet. They’ve had training.
Who lives in a Whitehouse in Washington DC?
Donald Shitpants!
Odious, orange pedo is he
Donald Shitpants!
If nautical war crimes be something you want
Donald Shitpants!
Then pop on a MAGA hat and vote for this cunt
Donald Shitpants, Donald Shitpants, Donald Shitpants!
Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs. Such a pain in the arse when you have to refer to them.









It’s just dynamic pricing.